I didn't cheat :P I type in English but I think in Filipino. Yush, Filipinos are a natural bilinguals. That's why mastering languages are easy for us xD
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Me: Okay, I'm alone O.O While they're gone, meet my IRL friend who doesn't do Wattpad
Arliza: -magically appears- Hi!
Me: I want to blow readers minds xD
Arliza: Paano? (How?)
Me: Simple lang. Magsalita (Simple. Just talk)
Arliza: Grabe ah (Gosh)
Me: Ay shet may exam as Lunes O.O (Oh *insert a bad word here*, we have an exam on Monday)
Arliza: Ayaw ko mag-aral. Nakakatamad (I don't wanna study. Makes me lazy)
Me: Ako rin :( Bakit pa kailangan?! (Me too :( Why do we need them?!)
Arliza: Pagpapahirap as mga estudyante (To make students suffer)
Me: Tsk tsk. Gusto ko na sumabog (Tsk tsk. I wanna explode)
Arliza: Hahaha
Me: You want a genuine accent too?! Here, Arliza! Say flower and stop in Filipino accent xD
Arliza: Plower and stof xD
Me: LoL xD Teka, nandyan na si Seto! (Wait, Seto's here!)
Seto: What the fudge are you doing?!
Me: Talking in Filipino. Seriously, English can give me nightmares
Arliza: Bye for now School bus!
Me: Bye bus magnet xD (An inside joke. Not telling @ExtremelyFangirl22 about it. She won't understand)
Seto: Oh well
(I keep forgetting to do the outro as much as Bodil keeps forgetting to do intros xD)
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Slamacow and other stories
FanfictionYou thought that was the last time y'all saw me huh? Welcome to this book of Slamacow imagines with occasional Dan and Phil imagines assisted by my queen Tyler New people New stories Are you ready?
