(Am I good with titles xD)
=Flying dolphins=
Me: Okay we can do this guys. We can make dolphins fly!
Adi: Ready guys?
Bonks: WE'RE READY!
Me: TNT?
Bodil: Check!
Me: Rigs? (That's how I call controls xD)
Weedlion: CHECK!
Me: Confetti?
Adi and Bonks: -loads it in the canon- CHECK AN CHECK!
Me: Dolphin?
Seto: -checks canon- CHECK!
Me: Back off everyone! Bodil press the button on the count of three! Inge handle the rigs! Baki make sure the dolphin lands safety!
Baki: Got it!
Me: One... Two... THREE!
Bodil: TO NARNIAAAAAAAAA!
-canon launches-
-sounds of water being spilled and splashing-
Me: IS EVERYTHING OKAY BAKI?!
Baki: -laughing- YES!
Adi: Nice bikini by the way xD
Simon: You can get a live dolphin instead!
Adi: That would be animal abuse
Me: -takes a picture of Simon- PREPARE YOUR BODY INSTAGRAM!
Simon: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Wear clothes first dolphin. Bikini ain't proper for a man
Everyone but Simon: -laughs-
Simon: Its not funny that you choose me to be a dolphin...
Adi: Mankini would be nice but we're all going to die of laughter
Me: -shows the footage of everything wide screen- SEE HIS REACTION!
Simon: Oh God...
Me: -Bodil laughter-
Seto: This one is definitely going on tube!
Simon: But-
Me: You're a dolphin. Case closed!
(I could make an animation out of this xD)
(Btw, I'm still in the faculty room surrounded by old ladies. I tried not to laugh...)
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Slamacow and other stories
قصص الهواةYou thought that was the last time y'all saw me huh? Welcome to this book of Slamacow imagines with occasional Dan and Phil imagines assisted by my queen Tyler New people New stories Are you ready?
