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[Three] Oh its you

"(Y/N) you're such a rebel!" They both groaned in frustration. Your eyes widened in disbelief

Steven is now unbelievably (and mind-blowingly) attractive. In the past, you used to be teased for dating him. You didn't care. You adored him and his dorky personality "(Y/N)?!" "Steven?!" "Hey Steven what are you up to?" A girl appeared at his side. She's really pretty. Way prettier than you "Oh hey Cat. (Y/N) my girlfriend Cat" "Oh..." That's what you managed to say "Um listen, your friends are really noisy right now and is everyone is actually looking at your table. See you around" He and his girlfriend went back to their table which is not too far from yours "You're jealous" Dan finally told you after a few minutes of you staring at your food

You sighed and turned to look at him. Steven had his arm around Cat and they seem happy together "How did you know?" "You should have seen the look on your face when Cat came. Didn't know she was dating your ex..."

"Wait a minute I had a brilliant idea!" "You and your ideas. You're a weird kid" she shook her head and pulled Dan closer, whispering something. Dan's expression changed from serious to the one where he looked like he saw a bag of Maltesers "What's up?" You asked "Come closer. Jade actually had a good idea..."
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You facepalmed

"You're joking right?!" You complained and tried not to be overheard by others "But its a good idea right?" "Yeah but are you crazy?! A fake relationship?! Excuse me but I DON'T WANT TO BE TRAMPLED BY YOUR COUSIN AND DAN'S FANGIRLS! Most especially the shippers!" Some people looked at you as if you're crazy but you kept on bantering "That was the craziest idea e-" "Will you please shut up for once?!" You groaned and shoved your head on the desk

Her idea was to pretend to date her cousin Phil. Like you and Dan, he was also a Youtuber but way older than you three by 4 years "Come on, why don't you give it a chance?" You shook your head and glared at them "I won't. I know I'm a sore loser and no one wants to date a dork who does Youtube for living" "Cat is also a Youtuber (Y/N). So is Steven. That's the only way" "Only way my ass! What am I going to do about it?!" The two looked at each other and shrugged. You swear that if Jade wasn't related to Phil, she and Dan could be siblings. But for once, you were thankful they aren't "Why don't you try then? And see if we can get something out of it"

You decided to give in. You didn't know you were leading yourself to a major disaster. If someone is to be blamed, blame Jade and Dan
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The next day, they were flying back to London. They insisted you tag along "Why would I?! I haven't bought a ticket yet! Can you guys like give me space?!" "Sure Missy. We're expecting you next week because if you don't, we're flying back here and dragging you to the land of rain and tea" "Also, SITC is around the corner too!" She added

Meaning, you'll have to face your ex's girlfriend

"I hate you two"