(Moustache 3:)
(Rated M chapter :/ So. Much. Bad. Words. Halp.)
Adi: What's with the moustache Twi?
Me: MEXICAN ASIAN IS ON THE CASE! -runs around the room with a magnifying glass-
Bodil: -accidentically sets off TNT- Shoot!
Seto: Damn...
-TNT goes off-
Bonks: WHAT THE HECK?!
Baki: WHAT THE FUCK BODIL?!
Seto: WHO PUT THE TNT THERE?! BODIL?!
Bodil: I swear it wasnt me!
Adi: Twilia?
Me: DICKWEEDS I SET IT THERE!
Seto: She's hyper... again
(I ate too much chocolate before typing this. Courtesy of my cousins spoiling me with chocolates xD)
Simon: -goes in the room- What happened?
Seto: The crazy Asian put down TNT and Bodil accidentically set it off
Simon: But who's that crazy girl wearing a sombrero, a poncho and a huge moustache?
Adi: Oh that's Twilia. Nice hair btw Seto
Seto: I guess rainbow hair is indeed gucci!
Me: -sings a Spanish folk song off key- (I came from the awesome Spanish people. Ask my ancestors why xD)
Simon: Que what?
Me: HOLA MI AMIGO! (Hello my friend!)
Adi: Hola what?!
Me: Don de este Silver? (Where is Silver?)
Bodil: The *censor* (Bodil aka the family-friendly Bulgarian Youtuber?)
Simon: Cunt
Bodil: Dick
Simon: Whore
Adi: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Me: -clears throat- SON OF A DEVIL WITH SEVEN COCKS! (What?!)
Baki: ?!
Bonks: Wow...
Bodil: -shows an incredibly derpy picture of Simon-
Simon: Cunt (Put this on repeat. Adult friendships c:)
Seto: SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE THE BRITISH BASTARD IS COMING!
Isaac: Hi?
Me: HEY BASTARD!
Isaac: Um...
Seto: This is a normal day in the studio
Steven: What's with all the swearing?
Adi: Hi Asian idiot!
Steven: ?!
Adi: -facepalm-
Steven: I don't even...
Me: -in an incredibly creepy voice- Hey Korean dude...
-insert atomic bomb explosion-
Simon: Cunt
Bodil: Bitch
Adi: Stop it you two
Me: ASIAN DICK BAGS ARE COMING!
Steven: Offensive indeed
Me: SAYS THE NOODLE OBSESSED ASIAN DICK LORD
-insert Soren flying in and becoming the king of a tree with Jesus-
Arliza: You all need Jesus
Me: -gives Arliza 'The Look'- (I'm truly sorry. She's the only one who gets this)
Arliza: CHANCHAN!
-insert Hiroshima bombing, Bodil holding a concert, Turing returns, Simon becoming a flying dolphin, and Jesus returning-
(@ChuckTheABYB Remember? xD)
Me: STOP IT YOU FAGGITS! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC SOB OF A BITCH WITH A GIANT PUSSY FROM HELL!
Bonks: -standing ovation-
Me: AND WHERE IS MY FUCKING OSCAR BITCHES?!
Adi: Ummm...
Seto: Sweet Jesus...
Arliza: -gives me a gulaman-
Me: -drinks-
Arliza: Bitch c:
Me: -spits- THE HECK?!
(I should end it here. The irl Arliza never swears. NEVER SWEARS. And the gulaman thing really happened. Except she said something else)
(I want a rainbow hair ;~;)
BINABASA MO ANG
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