𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝗹𝘀 ｡∞*⍋⋆*❅｡ Technoblade

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"𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗦𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬'𝗥𝗘 𝗚𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗨, Technoblade." Ghostbur reported. "What do you want me to say back to them?"

"I want you to say that I'm not here, and that they're at the wrong house." he ordered, hiding behind the glass pane.

But just as he finished his request, the army were positioned to stand by his house. It was no use to hide anymore. They have previously spotted him, so Techno went to the entrance to meet them.

"Technoblade's not here, guys!" Ghostbur told them cheerfully.

"We literally see him, Will." Fundy deadpanned. "Get out of the way."

"Technoblade," Quackity greeted him with an axe on hand. All of the bounty hunters were defensively suited in netherite armor, helmet, chest plate, leggings, and boots.

"Oh, hey! Hey!" he let out a nervous chuckle, armored with the same protective gear as them. "Why have you guys come all the way over here to my humble abode?"

"You need to pay for your war crimes!" Tubbo demanded.

"Whoa, that was in the past, man. Alright? That was a different Technoblade. I'm a changed man now. I'm a good person now!"

"Techno, you exploded L'Manberg with fucking withers." fumed Quackity. "I'm sorry, Technoblade, as much as you've changed, you have to be brought to justice for that-"

"Listen, I've gone to so much effort over the past month to change my violent ways. The voices demand blood, and I have been denying them." he shook his head. "Please don't make me kill all of you."

"It's four versus one." Quackity began to wander outside his cabin. "But you know what? Why don't you show us around? You know, let's do this peacefully."

"I've got the bees here!" Techno gestured at his mini farm, forcing a wide grin. "Aren't the bees nice, guys?"

"The bees are nice!" Tubbo went up the ladder enthusiastically to check the large group of honeybees.

Ranboo followed, along with the others who were observing the exteriors of his home. Little did they know, Techno managed to get them distracted.

"He's running!" Fundy yelled.

"Oh, shit." his freedom lasted for only a short period of time as they noticed him fleeing to his backyard.

"Alright, fuck it. Techno, listen." they caught up to him. "We won't let you get out of here in one piece. It's either gonna be the easy way or the hard way. We're gonna bring you back to L'Manberg and you're gonna come with us."

Molted anger rolled through the army, cornering the pig furiously.

"There's no other way..." Techno stared at the ground darkly. Then, in a swift motion, he changed from holding his sword to splashing himself several different potions before beginning to attack. "I CHOOSE BLOOD!"

"NO!" screamed Fundy as the pig started slashing them wish his sword. "OH NO! GET HIM!"

"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" Everyone ran in circles to fend him off. Ranboo was burning in fire. "This is not good, this is not good!"

"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!" they boomed. Techno was fighting four people all at once. "BIG Q, DO SOMETHING!"

And then everyone went quiet.