The Stray Playing Cupid ['Steven's Secret Toy' Remake] (Neko) <boyxboy>

4: Control Your Happiness Now

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
-Franklin P. Jones

~Steven~

"Master?!" I shouted in confusion with slurred words, "Who are you and why are you in my house?!"

"Master brought me here on Friday, he saved my life..."

"You must be lost kid-"

"I am not a kid, I am 28."

"Yeah, nice joke kid, but you must be lost, I'm not your master or anything."

"I am 28 and yes Master is, he saved me...on..." he counted in his head, "on Fri- Friday."

"I saved a cat on Friday."

"I am a cat, see." he swung his blond tail in the air so I could see. I scoffed, sure, 'tail' my ass. I pulled his tail as he cried out, grabbing my hand with his small, trembling hand, "Master?!!"

I rubbed my chin, "Hmm...it's connected." this tail was visibly connected to his naked tailbone. I groaned, "Where are you from kid? Duke Enterprise? Were you sent here to ruin my life?"

"Noo? Just like I said; Master brought me-"

"What master? Who is this master?" he pointed me. I rolled my eyes, "I am not a master!"

"Yes Master is..." he crawled toward the end of the bed, grabbing onto my pants legs, looking up at me with his narrowed, lustful, copper coloured eyes, "Master is my master." I felt my face brighten into a blush as he licked my crotch.

I gasped and pushed him away, "WHAT THE LIVING HELL CAT KID!!"

"My name is Abree."

"That's my cat's name!" I looked around, where's my cat at in the first place?

The cat kid groaned, "I am Master's cat!" I crossed my arms, thinking.

I looked down at him with wide eyes, "So it was you who assaulted me, not my cat?"

"I AM MASTER'S CAT!"

"Prove it." I said, raising a brow and crossing my arms. He sighed, curling up; slowly, he began getting smaller and furrier until Abree (my cat) appeared on the bed, meowing up at me like he wasn't just some naked, sexual, cat kid a second ago. He went back to the cat kid quickly, replacing my cat.

I froze, shook my head, turned off the light and walked out. Nope nope nope. None of that just happened. Nope nope nope. Once I walk back in there, I'll know everything I just saw was all just part of my drunken haze.
I. Am. Wasted.

I walked back into my room, turning on the light, the cat kid was still sitting on my bed, naked and looking at me worriedly. I groaned and shut the door again. Nope.

For sure this time, once I walk back into that damn cursed room, no longer will I see a naked cat kid but a cute kitten, proving that I'm probably a little too wasted and also really messed up in the head. I peeked back into my room, not seeing any figure on my bed. I smiled softly, sighing of relief, the kid is gone!

Before I could relax or turn on the light, I felt small hands groping my butt, "Mmm Master must workout!" I gasped and jumped away.

Of course the cat kid was standing there, I glared at him, "So...you really are my cat, eh kid?" he nodded, smiling deeply. I took a breath, "I guess that really does explain everything of why the cat was such a freaking pedophile."

"I really do want to do those things with Master."

"Yeah, whatever, where are your clothes?"

He giggled, looking down bashfully, "I do not own any clothing Master."