Love stops rumours

Chapter 25 - What to Do, I think I Want to Sleep With My Roommate

Chapter 25 – What to Do, I think I Want to Sleep With My Roommate.

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“I think we can just-“

“Watch first watch first, we’ll watch first then we’ll see.”

Wei Ru Song pressed Xiao Nian to quickly play the video, this feeling was new and exciting, just like forcing a top student who had never cheated to pass his answers, this comparison was a little strange, but they had been roommates for half a year, even when the rumours of Wei Ru Song sucking Xiao Nian’s dick had spread widely in school, Wei Ru Song had never imagine a situation like this would happen, how come they had only defined their relationship today but they were about to start discussing world peace together already…

Xiao Nian selected a video, poised.

“I haven’t seen this video too.”

“Wait!” Wei Ru Song retrieved his blanket from his bed, wrapping himself up like an Arabic woman. “Ok, play it.”

“…” Xiao Nian side-eyed Wei Ru Song. “This is porn, not a horror film.”

“I know, but it’s still weird, if I don’t cover myself with something somehow I feel a little nervous…”

Anyway they started playing the video, it was a Western one. A bald sneaky looking guy appeared first, he was tall and muscular, a black tank top exposed his sinewy tattooed biceps, he looked around and slipped into a convenience store to buy cigarettes, when the shop attendant turned around to take the cigarettes he quickly stuffed a lollipop into his pocket, acting as though nothing happened, he paid for the cigarettes and left.

At this moment came a tall and handsome policeman, he was taller than the bald guy, maybe because of his uniform, he did not seem as brawny as the bald guy. The bald guy saw that the policeman came, he ran away panicking, that policeman then started chasing after him.

Wei Ru Song knew that to watch porn he had to leave his brain behind, just accept whatever that was happening onscreen, seemed like this was a police catching a thief scene, the only thing he did not know was if the bald guy would be the one poking the asshole or would his asshole be poked.

Talking about topping or bottoming Wei Ru Song became very opinionated, for example Huang Fan and Xu Yang Sheng, Wei Ru Song was sure that Huang Fan was the top, after all Huang Fan was taller than Xu Yang Sheng, and also brawnier than Xu Yang Sheng– forget it, things were not supposed to happen this way, Xu Yang Sheng had a number of girlfriends before, Huang Fan had the dubious honour of being College A’s fuckboy, they both were reinforced concrete, who would have guessed they ended up forming an archbridge.

According to this way of thinking, Xiao Nian was taller and more muscular than him, did that not mean that Wei Ru Song had to obediently raise his backside and get screwed? No, Wei Ru Song still wanted to fight it, after all Xiao Nian was the pretty boy type, if a song was to describe him it would be <Moonlight over the Lotus Pond>, Wei Ru Song also did not know why it would be this song, but anyway he felt that this song described Xiao Nian. Shamelessly speaking, Wei Ru Song believed, and this was also truthful, that he was the fit and handsome type, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a <Man of Determination>, definitely not losing out to <Moonlight over the Lotus Pond>.

Alright, continue watching the video, it was at the point where the bald guy had been caught by the policeman, he was dragged into a dark alley and pushed against a wall, yelling incoherently, followed by a verbal exchange. With Wei Ru Song’s lousy command of English he could still roughly understand the conversation, the bald guy said that he had only stole a lollipop damn it let go of him. The policeman then told him stealing was stealing, he had to go to jail, the bald guy resisted, cursing heavily, said that he would beat the crap out of him, the policeman was like come on baby, he was not afraid of him.