!texting au!
Jung Hoseok thought he had confessed to his crush but it was the wrong number...
Min Yoongi or AgustD, thought he had sent the file to his friend, RM, but it was the wrong number...
but what did all these accidents result in? some...
bitches be like "yayy we goin' on a family tour it's gonna be soo fun with everybody" and suddenly mid-tour their inner introvert strikes and they be crying for going home
it's me
i'm bitches
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hyung- ayo the day after tomorrow is our wedding u all r invited
hoseokie- that sounds somewhat less enthusiastic
yoongi- he and namjoon had a fight and walnut had ranted to me on call who tf fights two days b4 their wedding?
hyung- me and namjoon any fucking problem?
cookie- jin hyung wtf did u do to namjoon hyung??!!
hyung- great
minyoonji- pretty sure u all gonna be back to being gucci within 24 h.
guccitae- GUCCI :D
yoongi- i assure u that's wut gonna happen this all ain't new
brat- bitch u didn't have to expose me
guccitae- r u going to divorce?
hyung- NO I'M NOT GIVING MY MAN TO ANYONE OUT THERE
brat- NEVER IN MY LIFE I'M GONNA LEAVE MY JINNIE
yoongi- there u go
mochicheeks- wow umm that was quick btw who the best man?
hyung- jungkook
brat- yoongs
yoongi- unfortunately
hyung- ah i forgot theme is off white and ivy green thank's to namjoon's nature-loving ass
hoseokie- again u sound disgruntled
hyung- THAT'S CUZ I WANTED IT 2 B PINK
brat- and that was the reason i had to intervene -_- cuz there's no way i'm gonna wear a pink tux and wait for a pink jin while being surrounded by all fucking pink flowers every fucking where gosh i'm trusfrated *frustrated jungkook's rubbing off on me
cookie- glad to know ~(˘▾˘~) i'll make sure to make jin hyung's peasant ass look like a king 4 the real king himself
hyung- bitch
brat- jk thanks but jinnie is the real king
hoseokie- can y'all pls like stop with the extremely peaches and cream, sweeter than sweet, chocolate cheeks and chocolate wings stuff like pls i'm missing yoongi
guccitae- u did NOT just do that here i go NAE PPI TU NUNMUL
cookie- no tae not now
minyoonji- i'm missing minie 2
mochicheeks- aww yoonie i miss u too hobi hyung feels annoying
yoongi- u ain't calling my sunshine dat
minyoonji- well i ain't shielding u from this minie u brought it upon urself
guccitae- lmao like a mom
hyung- well be prepared 4 the wedding i ain't accepting no peasants in my wedding
brat- jinnie b polite umm yea pretty much wut jinnie said but in a more polite way
yoongi- ayy hoseokie
hoseokie- ayy yoongi
yoongi- when should we have our wedding?
hoseokie- after i graduate?
yoongi- pretty good i guess that's it i'll go select the rings
hoseokie- i'll be tagging along
mochicheeks- did yoongi hyung just propose hobi hyung? umm like just.. like that? and did hobi hyung just accept... just like that?
minyoonji- unbelievably, yes
hyung- wow umm idk wut 2 say
brat- yoongs been always like t8 not surprised -_-
guccitae- wut i'm scared of is hobi hyung becoming like him
hoseokie- bitch i still can read all msgs
cookie- oops
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book's gonna end soon 9 chaps left anyways this book is so close to 1K thanks to y'all <<<<3333
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