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"I SAID STOP IT!" kenma smacked your thigh while you were cracking up laughing.
"TH-THE- I CAN'T BREATHE."
kenma got up and put you in a headlock, messing your hair up while you were still crying, laughing.
"G-GET... GET OFF! I CAN'T BREATHE! IM GONNA- IM GONNA FUCKING DIE!" you started to smack him off you, still laughing as you tried to catch your breath.
"STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MUM LIKE THAT YOU MILF HUNTER"
"EW, YOU CALLED YOUR MUM A MILF!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
"BROTHER CALLED HIS MUM A MILF, I CAN'T WITH THIS SHIT!"
"YOUR DONE, IM FINISHED." he picked you up and dropped you on the floor outside whilst you were still having a laughing fit.
"O-O-o-OPEN THE DOOR. MY LAPTOP AND PHONE ARE STILL IN THERE!"
"FUCK OFF, GET IT TOMORROW."
"NO, MY PHONE, I NEED IT!" you tried to open the door, kenma blocking it as he sat on the floor Infront of it.
"GO AWAY"
"GIVE ME MY PHONE!"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO."
"DON'T MAKE ME ASSERT DOMINANCE BY USING WHALE NOISES"
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