One-shots of Bapa (DangerForce)

The Crying Moon

*in the mans nest*
5.30p.m
Everyone was on a bean bag according to their main colour, surrounding a tv. Mika: Furthest to the left. Lying on her side. Lunch bar in her hands.
Miles: After Mika. Sat up straight, hugging a pillow. Popcorn bowl infront of his bean bag
Ray: After Miles, in the middle. Lying on his back. Popcorn in his hand and soda in the other
Bose: After Ray. Lying on his stomach, head and arms over a pillow. Sharing popcorn with chapa
Chapa: After bose, furthest to the right. Lying on her stomach, swinging her legs side to side in the air. Sharing popcorn with bose

Girl: Tell me who did it! Who shot my mother?!
Guy: It was...
All: *moving closer to the tv*
Guy: I-it was...
All: *moving even closer*
Schworz: *barges into the room* GUYYYS!
All: NOOOO!

They all threw a tantrum. Chapa zapped the tv, then bose kicked it and threw the popcorn, ray threw his bean bag off mount Swellview, mika sonic screamed their snacks, miles teleported his and mika's bean bags to Idaho
Ray: Thanks alot Schworz, u ruined a perfect scene!
Schworz: You can always rewind
Chapa: You dont just "rewind" awesome shows like that!
Bose: Yeah! The moment is already gone!
Schworz: Well quite ur whining I've got something to tell you
Mika: Fine...we're listening
Schworz: Well.....The Crying Moon is tonight! At about 10p.m!
All: *excited* WOOOO!!
Chapa: *high fives bose and dances with him*
Miles: *swinging his arms and chanting "yeah"*
Mika: *chanting "yeah" behind miles*
Ray: *jumping up and down*
Schworz: Guys! GUYS!
All: *stop*
Schworz: You don't remember what The Crying Moon is do you?
All: Nop, not at all
Sxhworz: *sigh* it's the meteor shower, the very rare one that's only shown in Swellview...
All: Ooooohhh
Bose: Its already been 20 years? *grabs chapa's shoulders* Are you my wife?
Chapa: Wha-- No! *removes his hands*
Mika: Sweety, its every after 3 years
Bose: Mika, that game's over now, I'm married *gestures to chapa*
Miles: *chuckles*
Chapa: We are not married
Ray: How sure are you that stupid thing is today? And why does it have a stupid name anyway?
Schworz: I was monitoring the galaxial system process and it just, popped up on me screen
Bose: And it's called that 'cause this is the time in three years when a meteor crashes into the moon and the moon starts to cry. Causing tiny rocks to fall directly over Swellview. Hence the name, The Crying Moon
Chapa: So close
Miles: Was he?
Schworz: No bosey, what ACTUALLY happens is, a meteor from another solar system interferes with the moons orbit and crashes into it. The meteor's tiny space rocks fly directly over Swellview but it looks like the rocks come from the moon itself and henceforth the name
Bose: My explanation was just simple version of yours
Mika: No it wasnt
Bose: Prove it!
Ray: Well its still stupid okay *goes to sit*
Chapa: What's up with him?
Schworz: He's just mad cause he used to watch it with henry, and now that he's gone...
All kids: Ohhhh
Miles: Hey ray, you can...come watch with us at my house...of u want
Ray: You...you wanna invite me?
Mika: Yeah. You dont have to be alone
Ray: I am NOT alone!...but I'll take up that offer
Bose: *whispers* I thot we were gonna invent a bro-handshake at ur house
Miles: He'll be with my parents, don't worry
Bose: Oh okay
Ray: Since I'm happy, we're all happy, how about you guys go home huh?
Chapa: Really?
Ray: Yeah, its Saturday, you gotta go rest and hey, The Crying Moon...
Mika: Wow, thanks Ray

All the kids head to the tubes
Ray: Unless u clean up first
All kids: *groans*
Mika: I knew the was a catch
Miles, bose, chapa: No u didn't
Mika: *shruge*
Ray: Here *hands each a paper* U each perform the duty
Bose: *giggles*
Ray: On your paper and when ur done, ur free to leave
Mika: "Clear up SwAG"? Okay
Miles: "Clean the garage" Sure
Bose: "Properly arrange Ray's hair products" No sweat. I'll arrange them just the way u like 'em sir
Ray and bose: Wash-out conditioners, leave-in conditioners, then expensive shampoos, back to leave-in conditioners, then hair gails--
Chapa: OKAY!...[to ray] mine says "lock up"
Ray: Yeah, lock up the entire mans nest
Chapa: Hm?
Ray: Lock up the entire mans nest
Chapa: Why do I get the hardest job?
Ray: 'Cause ur the hardest
Chapa: *flattered* I mean, I am hard core
Ray: Great so, miles, mika, I'll be outside. Down the tube!
Chapa: Welp, I have to wait for u three suckers to finish up so, yeah *sits on the couch*
Schworz: How are u spending the night bose?
All kids: AHHH!
Bose: I'm gonna watch The Crying Moon obviously. With my family ofc. Like we always do. And you?
Schworz: I'm going back to my home town to watch it with me mama
All except chapa: Aww
Chapa: Just for one night?
Mika: We are gonna set up camp in our backyard. Like always
Chapa: *stands up* The only way I'm gonna watch like I always do, you have to do ur ding dang jobs!