Stefano Valentini One Shots

Kitsune Stefano Au

Kitsune au: Stefano is a 100-year-old kitsune who falls in love with a human named Sebastian who is a depressed detective living his sad life after the divorce of his only true love this gives Stefano the chance to win the humans heart forever

To sum up the au:

Stefano: *a fox that is menacing and enjoys the suffering of people from his pranks*

Sebastian : *sad, no wife, no kid, no happiness(kinda), literally only had his home to keep him company and probably is some emotional wreck*

Stefano: he's hot I love him😍

Some other information about the au

-Stefano is flirty and possessive  while seb is slightly more possessive in bed but not flirty he sucks at flirting

-during my research I found out that kitsunes like fried tofu and since Stefano kinda still is Italian(ish) I imagine him putting tofu in pizza and going "yummy!"

- I also found that kitsunes don't like dogs and wolves so I imagine Stefano being very terrified at the KPADs police dogs

-Stefano loves being touched by Sebastian

-Stefano can't drink alcohol unless he is alone with Sebastian

- they do the devil's tango once in a. While

-Sebastian cooks Stefano fried tofu as a bribe to help him with some cases

-Stefano likes pets, especially in his fox form

-finds amusement in real-life criminal documentaries

-Stefano likes to wear his blue tuxedo but usually wears his blue and gold kimono wearing emerald jewelry

-Stefano likes to steal toys and candies from kids and steal stuff from full from adults and keep them in a sash

-Stefano likes to binge eat tried tofu and can't gain weight

-Stefano is quarantined in Sebastian's home

-Sebastian kept Stefano's identity a secret

- Sebastian plays with Stefano's ears and tail

-Whenever Stefano is being naughty just wait till he is in his fox form grab him by the tail and use son kind of clip and hand him upside down he is now curled up in a ball and will swear to behave

- Stefan is a very chaotic flicker and Sebastian always has to try to hide it from the police

-may or may not have tampered with the amusement park rides all for amusement

-Stefano likes to drink tea and peppers it with sugar

-Stefanos likes to flirt with the drug dealers near Sebastian's apartment. Just to break their hearts by leaking all of their secrets to the Internet

-unfortunately, Stefan doesn't know how the algorithmic internet works and probably said something "offensive" without realizing it.

-Stefano is very blunt and very brutally honest when it comes to opinions and facts on certain topics and will not be hesitant to say that a certain dress looks terrible on someone Sebastian's isn't an exception

-Stefano will not hesitate to fight or tell back at someone older than him if they are being insulted or mean

-that kind of therapist who will slap the shit out of an insufferable or uncooperative person

-Sebastian byes birds only for Stefani to eat them (a reference to yea Mikos idle animation)

-Stefano will insult Sebastian and his terrible ways of using chopsticks

-because Stefan is immortal he would be very up and paranoid whenever Sebastian is doing something that can risk his life

-Stefano is so attached to Sebastian because he has nobody else

- I imagine Sebastian just being calm while a chaotic fox Stefani just chews on the guy's chest most especially the n'¶¶|e like a baby feeding off a woman's breast milk