"Stefano your fucking pathetic you know that right?" Sebastian sighed showing frustration as the tired man pinched the edge of his nose
Stefano faked a gasp "excuse me RUDE"
Sebastian replied "am not wrong! I mean look at you and your emo looking hair! You look like you haven't gotten over you emo phase"
"SHUT UP" Stefano yelled he was upset and offended
-next day-
Stefano was calmly created a new artwork and Stefano finally finished and looked proud
"another mmasterpiece!"
Suddenly a voice spoke from behind "more like another shitpeice"
Stefano screamed like a girl and thrown Sebastian out of the gallery
-another one-
Stefano was calmly drinking his apple juice it's not like he had anything else to drink considering the core is a literal fucking child but anyways Stefano was sipping some apple juice until Sebastian arrived
"Hey Stefano" the man grinned
"WHAT?" Stefano asked visibly irritated "look at these" Sebastian said revealing some hazel nuts on his palm"
Stefano was confused as he looked at the nuts in Sebastians hand "there nuts..."
"It's deeznutz-"
Sebastian was kicked out of the gallery, chat, Minecraft server and the house for a while fucking week
-another one-
"Picasso had his blue period" Stefano spoke on the stage as he raised out his hand
"I have entered my CRIMSON period" Stefano continued gripping onto his hand into a clench fist
"Like my eyes when I see your artwork?" Sebastian replied and Stefano ended up using said clenched fist to punch the living day lights out of Sebastian
-some weeks later-
After weeks of endless jokes and roasts coming from Sebastian stefano was bursting into tears as he cried on myras lap
"What a cry baby it was just some horrible and unprofessional jokes coming from a grumpy father" ruvik sighed
"Shut.the.fuck.Up" Stefano sobbed glaring at ruvik with the middle finger
"Shut.the.fuck up" Stefano continued to cry
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Stefano Valentini One Shots
FanfictionI made this one shot solely with my Stefano Valentini fixation so There will be aus and shipping of Stefano Valentini x Sebastian Castellanos and stefano Valentini x Emily Lewis and a little bit of stefano x ruvik (help me) Also might have bad sp...
