Scp x Reader One Shots

Part 96 - SCP-173 x SCP-049

SCP-173's POV:
When the door opened, and I saw six D-class enter my containment chamber, I already knew what was going on. They must have made someone extremely angry, and now they were going to play the Ultimate SCP Game of Life and Death, and the first part of this game was Dr Bright's creation: SCP roulette. I knew how it was going to end, they would enter my cell, then the light would go out for a very brief moment, during which I would snap one of their necks, and the rest would continue their journey to other SCPs, until only one of them was still alive.

Obviously, I didn't complain, because there is nothing better than this beautiful sound of D-class' snapped neck in the morning, and when the light went off, I quickly moved behind the girl, which was standing on the right in front of me. Normally I would choose at random, but I still remembered how she spat on me four days ago while cleaning my cell. Too bad for her, she lost the contest in the first round, and the remaining five survivors had four more SCPs to visit.

But before that, they had to get rid of the body laying in my cell, and thanks to the miraculous luck, 079 managed to start a containment breach, and lock all of them inside my cell.

- Run away guards, I will release him when all D-class personnel dies... - He spoke to those, who were standing outside of my cell.

At first, these D-class members wanted to try and survive as long as they can, until one of them came closer and whispered into my ear:

- I will jump at them and start a fight, and you can kill all of them, but please, after that, bring me to my lord C'thulhu...

Of course, another one of his cultists. To be frank, I wanted to snap his neck first, but after thinking about this, I responded:

- Go ahead. Make my day.

Almost immediately he jumped at the remaining D-class, and all od them turned around, which allowed me to snap two more necks. Only three were still alive, and while that cultist was busy attacking the second one, another D-class blinked and satisfied me with another crunching noise. Immediately after that, I snapped one more guy, and left the cultist alive.

- Hah! - He yelled excited. - I knew I could have trusted you! 079, open the door, and we can visit my lo...

*Crunch*

His body fell on the floor, and I started laughing, because by killing him, I managed to save C'thulhu a lot of nerves and sanity. As his body fell, 079 opened the door, and allowed me to sprint towards the Heavy Containment Zone as quickly as I could. On my way there, I haven't met anyone, which was slightly disappointed, but in Heavy I saw a D-class, whom was bargaining for his life with 682.

- Don't snap his neck Peanut, I am willing to give him a chance to save his own skin. - The Reptile spoke before looking back at the D-class. - If you can tell me a really good joke, which will make me laugh, I will let you go and guard you on your way to the Entrance Zone.

- Okay, okay... - He started thinking. - What is skeleton's favourite instrument?

- I don't know, but it better be funny, of else... - 682 spoke in a bored, but threatening voice.

- A tromBONE! - The D-class exclaimed, hoping to satisfy 682's ambitions.

Unfortunately for him, 682 didn't like the joke, and devoured him instead.

- If anyone asks, you are the witness that I was willing to give him a chance 173...

- Fair enough, but wouldn't it be more painful to crush him on a wall instead? - I have asked him while looking at surprisingly clean walls, which for some reason weren't covered in blood.