[Open with Beyonce sitting on the couch, staring at the wall.]
Jason: [Enters the room] Hey Bey, you okay?
Beyonce: [Sighs] I lost my job.
Alex: [Enters the room] What happened?
Beyonce: [Sighs] I was caught sleeping on the job.
Tyson: [Enters the room] What were you doing?
Beyonce: [Sighs] I was dreaming of the good times.
Jay-Z: [Enters the room] Well, you know what they say, when one door closes, another one opens.
Beyonce: [Looks up] Really? Where?
[The doorbell rings.]
Jason: [Opens the door, revealing their nosy neighbor, Mrs. Kravitz.]
Mrs. Kravitz: [Excitedly] Oh my goodness, it's you guys! The famous people from the news!
Jason: [Rolls his eyes] Here we go again.
Mrs. Kravitz: [To Beyonce] And you're Beyonce, the Queen!
Beyonce: [Smiles] Yes, that's me.
Mrs. Kravitz: [Whispers] I won't tell anyone you're living here in this dump, don't worry.
Beyonce: [Looks around the apartment] It's not so bad.
Mrs. Kravitz: [Looks shocked] Not so bad? You're Beyonce! You should be living in a palace!
Beyonce: [Laughs] I wish.
Mrs. Kravitz: [Thinks for a moment] Wait, I have an idea! My nephew works at a burger joint and they need a new mascot! You could be the burger queen!
Beyonce: [Looks horrified] A burger queen?
Jason: [Jumps in] That's a great idea! Beyonce, you'd make a great burger queen!
Beyonce: [Sighs] I guess it's better than nothing.
[Cut to Beyonce dressed in a burger queen costume, holding a burger sign on the side of the road. People drive by and honk their horns.]
Beyonce: [To herself] This is humiliating.
[Cut to Jason, Alex, Tyson, and Jay-Z watching from across the street.]
Alex: [Laughs] She looks ridiculous.
Jay-Z: [Jumps in] Hey, at least she's making an honest living.
Tyson: [Smirks] And we're not doing much better.
Jason: [Smiles] But at least we're together.
[Cut back to Beyonce, who suddenly starts dancing and singing to the tune of one of her hit songs. People on the street start taking pictures and filming her.]
Beyonce: [Sings] If you like it then you should have put a burger on it!
[Cut to Jason, Alex, Tyson, and Jay-Z cheering from across the street.]
Jason: [Proudly] That's our girl!
[Cut to the five of them in the apartment, eating burgers and laughing.]
Beyonce: [Smiling] You know what, this isn't so bad after all.
[They all raise their burgers in a toast.]
All: To new beginnings!
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Alex and Tyson
General FictionA beautiful story written by AI. Guest appearances from your favorite celebrities and then some.
