INT. APARTMENT - DAY
Jason walks in through the front door carrying a brown paper bag. Alex, Tyson, Beyonce, and Jay-Z are all gathered in the living room.
JASON: Hey, guys! Guess what? I adopted a kid!
ALEX, TYSON, BEYONCE, and JAY-Z: (in unison) What?!
JASON: Yeah, I was thinking about it, and I thought it would be great to have a little one running around here. But... I didn't really think things through.
TYSON: What do you mean?
JASON: Well, he's been crying non-stop, and I don't know how to change a diaper, and he keeps spitting up on me.
BEYONCE: You know there are tutorials on YouTube, right?
JASON: Yeah, but they make it look so easy!
ALEX: Jason, you can't just give up on being a dad.
JASON: I know, I know, but it's just... harder than I thought.
JAY-Z: Maybe we can help you out. We could take turns babysitting, show you the ropes.
TYSON: Yeah, we're all in this together.
JASON: (sighs) Okay, you're right. I'll give it another shot.
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INT. APARTMENT - LATER
Jason is seen holding a crying baby while trying to change a diaper. Tyson, Beyonce, Alex, and Jay-Z are all standing around him, offering advice.
JASON: I don't understand what I'm doing wrong! I followed the tutorial step by step!
ALEX: Maybe he's hungry.
TYSON: Or tired.
BEYONCE: Or needs a diaper change.
JAY-Z: (sarcastically) Wow, thanks for the help, guys.
Just then, there's a knock on the door. Jason puts the baby down and answers it. It's a social worker.
SOCIAL WORKER: Mr. Statham, we've received a report that you're not fit to be a parent.
JASON: What? Who would report that?
SOCIAL WORKER: (looking at the others) Perhaps someone who recognizes you from your previous life.
BEYONCE: Oh no...
ALEX: We have to do something.
TYSON: Yeah, we can't let them take the baby away.
JAY-Z: I have an idea. Let's show them how good of a dad Jason can be.
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INT. APARTMENT - LATER
The social worker is seen sitting on the couch, watching as Jason plays with the baby, while the others cheer him on.
JASON: Look, I can do it! I can be a good dad!
SOCIAL WORKER: (smiling) It looks like you have a lot of support here. We'll give you another chance, Mr. Statham.
JASON: (relieved) Thank you.
After the social worker leaves, the group is seen celebrating with drinks and laughter.
BEYONCE: See, Jason? You're not as bad of a dad as you thought.
JASON: (smiling) Thanks, guys. I couldn't have done it without you.
The group all raises their glasses and cheers.
FADE OUT.
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Alex and Tyson
General FictionA beautiful story written by AI. Guest appearances from your favorite celebrities and then some.
