I made a new chapter.
To: Erin and Luana.
Happy reading!
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My brothers probably felt sympathetic for me because they put on a play.
"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaydeeeeeeeeeezzzz and gentaaaaaaallmons!" Louis said as he stepped out of the curtain of the 'stage'.
They simply got four chairs, stacked two of them together on two sides and draped a heavy rug over them. Cool stage guys. Sarcasm.
I faked yawn just to say I wasn't interested.
"We are here to present ... wait... what?... I forgot!.. OK! Goshes, peasants!" Louis said while I giggle. I love it when he calls people 'peasants'.
"We are here to present... what? shut up will you guys? I'm trying to make it perfect! Gosh. Anyways. We are here to present... The Lady In My Basement!!! A wonderful horror story that will chill your bones and make you scream your voice hoarse!" Louis says speaking into a carrot as a microphone.
Why were they trying to make me scared when my BFF just left?
Crazy!!!
"Zayn playing the part of Zayn! Liam playing the part of Liam! Harry playing the part of Harry! Me playing the part of a carrot! and Niall playing th-" he cut off because there was this hissing noise at the back. Probably Zayn
"WHAT IS IT??? I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING! I forgot so I just made the parts up... Well if you think I'm not doing a good job, why don't you do it? Well GOOD! So be quiet!"
Liam stepped out as Louis went behind the 'curtain' grumbling.
"Sorry. It was Zayn playing the part of the Dad, Liam playing the part of the teenage boy, Louis is the narrator, Harry is the other teen boy and Niall ..."
Liam trailed off.
Well, something bad was about to happen!
"AS THE SUPER-DUPER OLD LADY IN THE BASEMENT!!!" Zayn finally said poking his head around of the 'curtain'.
I was so shocked! Niall would never do that!!!
But then I started laughing.
"Let it begin!" Louis shouted from behind the curtain with a hoot of laughter.
THE SCENE OF DINNER
Zayn: Please eat.
Liam: O.K.
Zayn: Where is the other teen boy?
Pause
I was laughing really hard here.
They are so lame! Can't they at least make a name for Harry?
Like ... I dunno! Harry Potter- Zayn's favourite series-???
Continued
Harry:Hello everyone.
Liam:Hello other teenage guy.
Zayn:Eat please. What are you doing?
Liam:I am eating.
Harry:I heard something in the basement.
Liam:A rat.
Zayn:No! Not rat! a TAR!
Harry:What's that?
Zayn:T-A-R! Rat spelled backwards! Hahaha!!!!!
Liam & Harry:Hahahahaha.So funny.
Harry:No. I heard a lady.
Liam:Me too.
Zayn:Why?
Pause
That was lame. Super lame. The joke? I don't even understand it!
I already know that rat spelled backwards is tar
So what?
Continued
Harry:Because she was loud and she said,'hi other teenage boy'.
Liam:That is very scary. Ahhhhh.
Zayn:I agree. Please go to sleep.
NIGHTTIME IN THEIR BEDS
Liam: I hear something.
Harry:Me too.
{Goes downstairs to the basement}
Niall:Hello teenage boy and other teenage boy
Liam:Ahhh...
Harry:Niall is gonna get us! Oh no!
{Liam nudges Harry}
Harry:Oh! I mean The lil' ol' lady's gonna get us! Oh no!
Paused
By then, My head was off on the ground from laughing.
Typical!
Wasn't it weird that this is suppose to be a horror play and I laugh my head off instead of scream my head off?
Continued
Niall: {hops out and roars}
Pause
Omigosh you do not wanna see Niall right now!
He has on some of mine and Mom's makeup and a load of lipstick and foundation. He was wearing that fat lady's bodysuit that he found when we first moved in and a blue patched frock and a dirty yellow apron. I died.
I just realized that Louis hadn't spoken yet and there was soft snoring. Ha.
Continued
Niall:I am gonna get you!
Harry & Liam:AHHH...
Louis: T-the e- end.
The End
That was Niall's woman story.
At the end, I was giggling still.
My brothers came around and looked at me.
"I loved it! It was so funny!" I say.
No one laughed.
Instead, they all came to my side as I stood up.
"We're always here for you Erin. We are your brothers" Harry said.
"Yeah. We care about our sister as much as carrots!" Louis added while Liam nudged him.
"We're with you through thick and thin" Zayn chimed in.
"No matter how funny it might be" Niall piped up.
"We love you and hope you love us back" Liam said concluded.
"Group hug!" they said in unison. We pulled each other into a tight hug.
This was so... I am so touched!
I couldn't help it ... I started to cry.
"I love you too, guys" I said between sobs.
We were in that pose for almost forever.
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