The Female Treble (Wes/Hat x fem!reader)

Chapter 23

The dude goes over the rules and then points. The first team to be pointed at is DMS.

"She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like a what what what
All night long all night long
Let me see that thong
I like it when the beat goes da nam da nam
Baby make your booty go da nam da nam baby
Girl I know you wanna show
That thong th... thong thong thong"

Then he points at the Tonehangers.

"Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty"

It's the Bellas turn and Stacy leads the song.

"Shawty had them apple-bottom jeans
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low
Low low low low"

Then the Green Bay Packers sing.

"TJ, can you handle this?
David, can you handle this?
Clay, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
For this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
My bootay
I don't think you're ready for this
Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe"

The Trebles get pointed at as I watch from the side. Brian starts of with the song.

"I like big butts and I can not lie, no lie
You other brothers can't deny, I won't
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull out tough...
Not what matters you know what does?
Courtship and chivalry
I'll take you to a nice hot meal
And I'll tip the waiter..."

Benji messes up the last part and I'm confused as shit.

"What the hell was that Benji..? " Donald asks.

"Sorry guys. I just got a glimpse of an angel" Benji says with his eyes all over Emily. She blushes and looks away awkwardly as the Trebles are already out. They walk over to me as we watch.

Then the Tonehangers get pointed at for country songs.

"I went sky-diving
I went rocky mountain climbing
I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu, yeehaw!
And I loved deeper
And I spoke sweeter
And..."

Beca leads the song.

"I dug my key into the side, to the side, of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats"

The Green Bay Packers lose. Shit next category is I dated John Mayer. Bumper legit met the man... DMS go first.

"Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass and I'm homebound"

Then it's the Bellas turn.

"We are never ever ever
Getting back together
We are never ever ever
Getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever
Getting back together"

Then it's the Tonehangers turn.

"What's love got to do, got to do with it
What's love, but a second hand emotion
What's love got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken"

The Tonehangers are kicked off and now starting with DMS, it's just them and the Bellas battling it out.

"This is how we do it
I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because
This is how we do it
South Central does it like nobody does
This is how we do it
To all my neighbours, you've got much flavour
This is how we do it"

"Girls should know you better watch out
Some guys, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing-"

"That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison"

"Here we go yo
Here we go yo
So what so what so, what's the scenario
Here we go yo
Here we go yo
So what so what so, what's the scenario
Here we go"

"Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain"

The Bellas sing some original and DMS wins. Then we party.