The Female Treble (Wes/Hat x fem!reader)

Chapter 32

We go on many rides. Rides we never even heard of before. Then it was time to eat. And well... Someone named Bumper got burritos. Like usual.

"Do you or do you not feel bonita? " Wes asks me as I look up.

I smirk.

"I feel bonita" I say in response.

"Wonderful! Because you look bonita" Wes says as I smile.

"See Bumper. I'm very pretty! " I say as Bumper just rolls his eyes.

"Sure. And then that means Steven is considered sexy" Bumper says.

"Dude that's gay" Donald says.

"No I meant... Cause he isnt" Bumper says.

"So you just insulted me and Y/n" Steven says as Bumper's eyes widen.

"No I would never insult you Steven! Just Y/n! " he says as Steven looks over at me.

"Well Bumper... You don't look bonita. Or caliente" Steven says.

"Do you even know Spanish? " Bumper asks him.

"No. I just learned the word cause you always made me do the laundry and it's on the washer" Steven says as my eyes widen.

"You made him always clean your dirty ass clothes? " I ask as I eat my food.

"No- well. Maybe. He was always willing to do it! " Bumper says as I just shake my head in disappointment.

"Bumper... Stop talking. Please" Uni says as we all look at him.

"Damn dude... " Wes says as I sigh.

"BENJI PUT THE BIRD DOWN! " I yell. He took a random bird off of a fence and is trying to steal it for what I'm hoping is a potential magic trick.

"But it's fun! I was gonna um keep it for when you and Wes got married. And I um... " Benji trails off when he realized how stupid it sounded.

"We ain't having a God damn traditional wedding" I say as Wes looks at me.

"We aren't? " he asks.

"No. The song for when I walk down the isle is gonna be " Let It Whip" and I'm wearing a black wedding dress" I say as Bumper snorts.

"Don't you dare say anything" Donald says.

"Yea but like. Can you do that? " Bumper asks.

"It's my wedding. I can do what I want. I can be a stripper if I want" I say as Wes goes into shock.

"No! Nuh uh! Rose will be there! And so would Steven! And his girlfriend" Wes says.

"And my kid" Steven adds on.

"Well that depends. What if we get married tomorrow? " I ask as Wes rolls his eyes.

"Yea nevermind. Worlds is tomorrow. Big plans. Singing. Gayness" I say as Bumper looks at me.

"Gayness? " he asks confused.

"Dude... It's organized nerd singing. It's all gay. Beca and Emily are probably bi. Chloe is probably bi. Cynthia and Denise are lesbians. Stacie is pan-" I go to say as Stacie interrupts.

"I would say Omni. I like guys more" she says as I nod.

"Still proving my point! " I say as she giggles.

"Babe... Stop being gay" Donald says to Stacie as she starts giggling.

"But it is so funny! Like when I told you about my ex Bri! " she says as my jaw drops. Bri was some chick she banged a few times, got with, and then Bri cheated on her with some dude who was imported from Mexico. Or something like that.

"Bri cheated on me with some dude who legally couldn't be in the states" Stacie says.

"You sure it wasn't Flo? " Bumper asks.

"She said Bri cheated on her with a guy. Leave Flo out of this" I say as Bumper rolls his eyes.

After that we head to the hotel.

With Worlds happening tomorrow.