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||This story will have He/Him pronouns (and anything related to that, which you can change the pronouns for yourself), cursing, and movie/TV/videogame references. It will not, however, have NSFW. If you don't agree with any of this, you have the option to leave||
||WARNING: Since Deadpool is in here, you already know this chapter is gonna be inappropriate during certain scenes. Don't say that I never gave you this warning||
◈Side Chapter #1◈
◈Don't have a good day. Have a great day!◈
Published: ~December 10th, 2023~
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You stand still, gazing over at the red and black man sitting at a chair with a lamp beside him, looking down at a device. He realizes that you've been looking at him.
"Oh, you're back!"
"Wait... how did you...?" You paused.
"I know, it's very strange, but I had to entertain myself somehow." The man says, holding up a phone with Hello Kitty on the back. "TikTok was somehow down so I went to Instagram. After shortly killing my brain cells from the amount of ass shaking on my screen, I had to resort to YouTube Shorts."
"What does that have to do with anything...?" You questioned.
"I'm just talking to pass the time, and fill the word count above the page."
He then squints his eyes. "Speaking of..."
"I've been waiting for seven weeks, Jay!!!"
School is handing me my ass, man
"Excuses, excuses! Procrastination is a bitch, isn't it?"
It really is
"Okay?" You said.
"Hey, don't act like you don't talk to him either." The man told, pointing over at you. "I've seen that you had your fair share of fourth-wall breaking."
You couldn't help but nod in agreement.
"Anywho, if Jay isn't gonna introduce me, I'll just say it myself." He holds his hand out. "Name's Pool. Dead."
You reluctantly raise your hand.
"Don't worry, I didn't fail No Nut November."
You raise your eyebrow.
"Nor will I participate in Destroy Dick December."
You continue to shake his hand slowly. "Y/N. Y/N L/N."
"Ah, nice name. I couldn't imagine calling you 'Your Name' repeatedly."
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