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DMs Between Craig and Clyde

Clyde:
I'm so proud of you
You finally grew some balls

Craig:
Wow
You really had me in the first half there

Clyde:
I'm just saying
After years of talking constantly about him
It's about damn time u re asked him out

Craig:
I just hope it works out well

Clyde:
I'm sure it will

Craig:
And how would u know

Clyde:
Well I am a father so
I know some things

Craig:
Yes I will admit you did grow up a bit when u became a parent
Do u think me and tweek will ever have kids?

Clyde:
Woah pump the brakes before you drive ur relationship off a clif

Craig:
Hypothetically speaking of course

Clyde:
Isn't this a conversation u should hav with Tweek

Craig;
Well the short answer is no

Clyde:
What's the long answer

Craig:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
At least not yet

Clyde:
Do u want my opinion

Craig:
Well I did ask you for a reason

Clyde:
I think you two should not have kids
Too fucking expensive

Craig:
But think of all the little clothes we could buy and baby's are so cute

Clyde:
Yeah until they start to talk
And who is gonna have the baby, are you going to push a baby out of ur vagina

Craig:
I don't have a vagina

Clyde:
Well someone has too have one for a child

Craig:
Adoption

Clyde:
But don't you want some of your dna in that child

Craig:
Hmm never thought that hard about it tbh

Clyde:
Having a child is a big responsibility

Craig:
You handled it pretty well and I were young when you had him sooo

Clyde:
Bebe also had two parents who looked after him a lot when he was young
And my dad helped pay for most shit in his early years.

Craig:
So. My parents might help.

Clyde:
Like fuck
Don't get me wrong I like ur parents but what are they gonna do when they are living far from South Park

Craig:
True
But Tweeks parents are here

Clyde:
Ah yes the Crack heads
Perfect babysitters

Craig:
I guess your right
Who knew fatherhood would give you so much wisdom

Clyde:
You will learn my padawan
But right now you should just focus on Tweek and not what MIGHT happen in the future

Craig:
Thanks Master, what would I do without you

Clyde:
Probably still be single without me

Craig:
Hey, I can pull anyone I want. Without ur help I might add

Clyde:
Nope u would be stuck in loserville
But with my help u will be in Loverville

Craig:
😬 stop talking
For the love of god stop talking

Clyde:
I like too talk

Craig:
Yeah a bit too much for my liking tho

Clyde:
Go eat a dick Craig

Craig:
That is the one good idea you've had all day
I'll see u later
Xox

Clyde:
Bye dork
Xox
Send Tweek my love

Craig:
U wish