Wrong Number || Creek

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The Wedding Groupchat
- Kenny
- Stan
- Tweek
- Craig

Stan:
Right guys we need to start planning this

Craig:
But why tho
We don't even have a date yet

Kenny:
Then that's ur first mission
U and Tweek figure out the date

Tweek:
Whaaaaaaat
Now I have to do some work
Ugh
What r u two doin

Stan:
Waiting for you two to decide what you want

Craig:
How about a classic wedding, church n shit

Kenny:
Ah yes a GAY wedding in a church
WCGW

Craig:
I...
Fair point
What about a Countryside Vineyard or a trip somewhere else that is warm.

Tweek:
Agreed
Like LA

Craig:
I would rather die than get married in Los Angeles

Kenny:
What about in a different country

Craig:
We don't have enough money for that carry on
We spent a lot in Spain

Kenny:
Bullshit I paid for it all

Craig:
Oh yeah lol
We could get married in a different country

Tweek:
First of all different countries have different regulation on same sex marriage so it would be difficult to find one we both like that allow it

Craig:
What about New Zealand?

Tweek:
You just want to go there to see Hobbit Town

Craig:
Well... maybe.

Tweek:
I do like New Zealand, it does look peaceful.

Stan:
What about dates?
When do you want to have it?

Craig:
I dunno
In a month?

Kenny:
ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!
We cannot plan a wedding in a different country in a month

Tweek:
How about two months

Kenny:
How about next year or something so we can properly plan something

Craig:
Fine
How about the end of the year
It's June now so we got six months
Sound alright with you Tweek?

Tweek:
Yep

Stan:
Sweet
Luckily, you two have us
Or else you would be fucked

Craig:
Hey we were able to propose without you
And it was great and romantic

Kenny:
No
It was boring as fuck
Could've added some extra spice to make it interesting

Tweek:
I loved it babe dw

Craig:
See that's all that matters
And for the record I could plan a better wedding than you any-day Stan

Stan:
Like fuck
U may think your better than me
But I am a god

Kenny:
Calm down Stan
Without me you would be fucked
I am the brains and you are the golden retriever I like to drag around.

Stan:
Well
Fuck
You

Kenny:
Nice come back kid

Tweek:
Ladies, ladies
Your both pretty
But can we stay on topic

Kenny:
Yeah alright
Anyway back to it...

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DMs between Tweek and Craig

Tweek:
Do you think they are taking this too seriously
Like I would be happy just getting married in a courthouse

Craig:
Yes they are taking it too seriously but I think we just indulge them
It wouldn't hurt having a proper wedding
Especially if Kenny is paying

Tweek:
No
We should pay for it
Kenny does too much for us

Craig:
Ugh
Then we should get married in a courthouse or even VEGAS so we can gamble and drink our night away

Tweek:
That's a plan
But I agree with your earlier statement, we should indulge a bit
Like this will only happen once

Craig:
Yeah alright
Fair enough
Are you excited?

Tweek:
Funnily enough I am
I wasn't so sure but now I can't wait
Anyway I've got to get to work
Got to represent against a murderer today
Big day ahead of me

Craig:
Well good luck
I know you can win

Tweek:
Damn right
That murderer is going to prison

Craig:
That's my man

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