DMs Between Craig and Tweek
Craig: I'm sick of ur shit
Tweek: wtf did I do?
Craig: nothing tbh but I'm bored and want some drama in my life
Tweek: oh lol
Craig: I have a very important question to ask you
Tweek: can it wait?
Craig: why?
Tweek: I'm about to get a call and have to take it. I'll ttyl
Craig: is it your boyfriend?
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Main Groupchat
Cartman: look who's back
Craig: who tf added fatass back?
Kyle: it was stan
Craig: Stanley. Y would u do dis
Stan: cause i felt bad.
Stan: how dare I have a conscious
Craig: he was the one that left, its not our fault.
Craig: and now we are getting punished
Kyle: ^
Cartman: oh fuck off, I'm here so deal with it
Kyle: i vote we all leave and create a new groupchat without fatass
Craig: like the one you have without me?
Kyle: precisely
Craig: I like the idea
Stan: just stay in this one
Clyde: but eric is here...
Craig: no one likes you fatass
Cartman: fuck off
Craig: why dont u make me
Cartman: I will
Craig: I will kick ur fat fucking ass
Cartman: I would like to see u try
Craig: when and where?
Cartman: McDonalds in 10?
Craig: bet
Craig: better not pussy out
Token: I'm coming with popcorn
Clyde: I'll bring drinks
Kyle: I'll bring the camera
Craig: if I win u leave the chat and you give me $50
Cartman: done
Cartman: if I win you give me $50 and buy me a meal from McDonalds
Craig: deal
Craig: be ready to pay me
ONE HOUR LATER
Main Groupchat
Eric Cartman has left the chat
Kyle: lol
Stan: where's the video
Stan: I'm still pissed I couldn't come see it
Kyle: *Added Attachment*
Craig: he is a pussy
Clyde: the fight was pretty anticlimactic
Craig: the good ole one, two punch
Craig: and he went down like a sack of potatoes
Stan: awwwww I cant believe I missed it
Craig: stop fucking ur girlfriend and u could've come and seen it
Clyde: she is too clingy probs wpuldnt let him leave
Stan: she wanted to get icecream
Clyde: told ya
Stan: fuck off Clyde
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DMs Between Tweek and Craig
Tweek: Dude
Tweek: duuuuuuude
Craig: sorry I was just in a fight
Tweek: what?!?
Tweek: with who and r u ok?
Craig: I'm fine
Craig: the other guy not so much
Tweek: jesus did u kill him???
Craig: wat... no
Tweek: oh who was it wif?
Craig: good ole lard ass himself
Tweek: who?
Craig: jelly belly?
Craig: fat fuck?
Craig: beanbag with arms and legs?
Tweek: that pretty much describes a portion of America...
Tweek: gimme a name
Craig: ur no fun
Craig: it was Cartman
Tweek: oh good
Craig: can u tell me ur boyfriend name now?
Tweek: no
Craig: why not?
Tweek: no.1 I dont have one, no.2 I dont want him bullied for being gay because he hasn't come out of the closet yet
(A/N also maybe the author cant think of a name for Tweeks boyfriend...)
Craig: I wouldn't bully him
Tweek: bullshit
Craig: I'm not a bully
Tweek: I'm not telling u end of story
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