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Stan: I don't get what the problem is?

Kyle: you are dating Bebe!

Stan: ya and so what?

Kyle: she only like just broke up with Clyde

Craig: not cool stan.

Stan: idc

Clyde: you can have that cheating little bitch

Stan: dont call my gf a bitch

Clyde: give her time. Soon she will do the exact same thing to u that she did 2 me.

Stan: we love each other

Craig: doubt

Clyde: she loves nothing but money and herself

Craig: lol #relatable

Craig: I also love money and myself

Stan: ditto + Bebe

Kyle: how long have you been dating?

Stan: a month

Clyde: A MONTH!!!

Stan: yes a month

Craig: hold up didn't you and bebe break up only a week ago Clyde?

Clyde: yes... we did

Craig: Oh rip

Stan: Sorry but shit happens

Clyde: bros b4 hoes

Craig: ^^

Kyle: ^^

Stan: fuck all y'all

Craig: rude

Clyde: maybe you two are perfect for each other.

Stan: maybe we are.

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DMs between Stan and Craig

Stan: soooo how are things with Tweek?

Craig: he wont tell me his boyfriends name

Craig: oh he has a boyfriend

Stan: just swoop in their and take him

Craig: if only

Stan: what's stopping u?

Craig: I dont wanna date a boy

Craig: I thought about it and I don't really want that for myself

Stan: fair enough

Stan: knowing this town they will crucify you

Craig: burn me at the stake

Stan: feed u 2 man bear pig

Craig: 😂

Craig: I have a question 4 u?

Stan: shoot

Craig: do u really love Bebe?

Stan: tbh no

Craig: oh thank god

Stan: she is my rebound

Stan: I don't need to tell u about my bad breakup with Wendy

Craig: no you don't

Craig: we should hang out tomorrow

Stan: sure can bebe come

Craig: k but I'm bringing Tweek so I'm not third wheeling

Stan: perfect

Stan: it's  a double date

Craig: idk about that chief

Stan: dw it will be between us only.

Craig: goddman. Now I'm gona be awkward af around him

Craig: I now think it's a date

Craig: thx alot

Stan: ur very much welcome craigory

Stan: I gotta go pick bebe up from her hosue 2 go shopping ttyl

Craig: have fun dude

Craig: no fucking in the changing rooms

Stan: dang

Stan: I was planning to do that

Stan: you have foiled my plans

Craig: I'm just watching out 4 u

Stan: I think Tweek was washed off on u

Craig: fuck off

Stan: and he's back

Craig: I never left

Stan: bring back gay Craig he was better

Craig: there is no gay Craig?

Stan: the crush on Tweek begs to differ.

Craig: shut up

Craig: I gotta go

Craig: bye

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