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DMs between Stan and Craig

Stan:
You should take him to Spain

Craig:
Why Spain?

Stan:
Well
Because if he does know about the Paris plan then you should take him somewhere else

Craig:
That's a good idea
But the only way he would know is if you told him

Stan:
Me?
I would never

Craig:
Okay
Spain it is
Thanks Stanley

Stan:
U be welcome.

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DMs between Kenny and Tweek

Kenny:
So I spoke to Craig
And I told him that you deserve a holiday to Spain
And I'm paying for it
So it's allgood
The plan is still in motion

Tweek:
Oh thank god
Literally having a heart attack over here

Kenny:
Well you can calm down now
The flight is booked for two weeks away
So clear your schedule

Tweek:
Um sure I guess
Thanks Kenny
Your a great friend

Kenny:
And go buy a fucking ring

Tweek:
I will get to it

Kenny:
Get ur skinny ass to a jewellers and buy a ring
Or else I will cut ur dick off

Tweek:
Woah

Kenny:
Hurry the fuck up

Tweek:
What kind of ring should I buy him?

Kenny:
He's ur fucking boyfriend
Pick one that he and you would like

Tweek:
But what if he doesn't like it
What if I don't like it

Kenny:
Then don't buy that one
And buy a different one

Tweek:
Oh man this is too much pressure

Kenny:
I stg
If you don't just pick one out
I will... do something horrible

Tweek:
Yikes man stop threatening me

Kenny:
Well ur a pain in my ass at the moment
And your wasting my time

Tweek:
Jeez sorry
You could at least use some manners

Kenny:
I accept ur apology and I'm sorry for getting angry I just want you both to have a good trip

Tweek:
Aww
Thank you Kenny

Kenny:
It's Algood
Now go buy a ring
Erm... please

Tweek:
I'll get right on it boss
Heading there now

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DMs between Tweek and Craig

Craig:
Let's go to Spain

Tweek:
Um sure
Any reason in particular?

Craig:
We deserve a good time just the two of us

Tweek:
That's a great idea babe
When are we going?

Craig:
In about Two weeks?
And the best thing is that Kenny is paying yay

Tweek:
It's good being friends with a billionaire

Craig:
Multi billionaire

Tweek:
Goddamn
I should've become a scientist

Craig:
You gotta be smart to be a scientist

Tweek:
How fucking dare you
I went to university
Where did u go?

Craig:
I stayed in my hometown to be with my family and friends.
Got anything else to say?

Tweek:
Touché babe
Touché

Craig:
Yeah that's what I thought
Are you at work?

Tweek:
Nope I'm just out doing some errands
Do you want me to bring anything home for dinner?

Craig:
I'm Algood
I just grabbed something at the office so you can go get whatever you want

Tweek:
Okay
Luv ya
See u when I get home

Craig:
C u then

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Main Groupchat

Craig:
Has anyone here been to Spain

Stan:
No

Clyde:
No

Token:
No

Cartman:
No

Kenny:
Yes

Tweek:
No but I'm about to hehe

Craig:
Kenny
What's there to do in Spain?

Kenny:
Fucking look it up dude
I'm not a fucking tour guide

Craig:
Okay jeez
Someone's got their period

Kenny:
Fuck off Craig
Just fuck off please

Craig:
Okay damn

Stan:
Haha

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