~ Forth Wall
DMs between Craig and Tweek
Craig:
Hey have you heard of a little app called Wattpad
Tweek:
Oh do you mean the amazing app that houses hundreds of thousands of different stories for aspiring writers?
Craig:
Precisely, I dont know why I am telling you this since no one else will read these chats
But you can now get Wattpad Premium for a small fee, you can have themes and zero ads
Tweek:
Woah all that for a small fee :0
That is a bargain
I want myself a Wattpad Premium
Craig:
Well now you can
Click the No Ads button next time you are on the app to be taken directly to the place you need to be.
Tweek:
That Easy?
Omg this is so much fun and easy. I am going to get it right now
Craig:
And you can too
For a small fee
Do it
(A/N: #NotSponsered #NotVerified #NotBeingHeldHostage #SendHelp
#BeingHeldatGunpoint
#HELPME)
Tweek:
What just happened?
Craig:
The author was just having fun
Doing something completely random
Tweeek:
Oh yea they do that
Crag:
Yea this author especially does random ass shit all the time. Idk why either
tweek:
Hold up did u just break the forth wall
CraiG:
Yes why?
tWeek:
That means we aren't canon
This means we aren't real!!
Croog:
What that's preposterous
Oh no what's happening
TWerK:
Idk... Craig I'm scared
Çřæįğ:
Mr.Tweak... I dont feel so good
TWerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk:
Arrrrgh what's happening
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Thanos:
Dread it
Run From it
Destiny arrives all the same
Harry Potter:
And that destiny is for both of you imposters to seize to exist.
Voldemort:
We want the real Tweek and Craig
Donald Trump:
You're Fired...
The Queen:
You unpleasant beings who spread useless information must be executed at once.
Mickey Mouse:
Honestly did you not read the company policy
Bill Gates:
That defines you as company property
Trey Parker:
So you are our creation
I brought u into this world and I am going to take u right out of it
Matt Stone:
You fucked with the wrong duo. You advertisement scum.
Tweek:
What is going to happen to us
God has entered the Arena
God:
What always happens to ads
U will be forgotten, by everyone
And whomever is reading this right now will have to forget his random ass half chapter.
Jesus:
Fuck u
God:
No fuck u
The Devil:
Fuck the both of u
Jesus:
Fuck off Devil, go mess around with that short, gay, dictator guy
The Devil:
Fuck u buddy
Jesus:
I'm not ur buddy guy
The Devil:
And I'm not ur guy friend
CraaaaaaaaaaaaaaIģğģ:
Gimme a gun I'll do it myself
*EPIC GUNSHOT SOUND*
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You can forget about this if ya want. I just wanted to have some fun and fuck around with some random ass properties and ideas for the lols.
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