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DMs between Tweek and Kenny

Tweek:
Kenny my man
Craig stood me up do u wanna go do something

Kenny:
Sure thing man
What u want to do?

Tweek:
I need a drink

Kenny:
Sure thing
My shout

Tweek:
Cheers bro
See u soon :)

***

DMs between Stan and Craig

Craig:
Stanley
I need to talk to you
Oi
Answer me bitch

Stan:
Bro I was on the toilet

Craig:
And
You should always have ur phone with you

Stan:
What's up?

Craig:
I want to propose to Tweek

Stan:
About ducking time
We have been hoping you do that for a while now

Craig:
Who's we?

Stan:
Me and the crew

Craig:
When tf did y'all start talking about us?

Stan:
We have another groupchat
Without you or tweek in it

Craig:
Oh kind of like the one we have without Clyde
Or the one we have without Kenny when we wanna talk about poor things
Or the one without you

Stan:
Exactly
Wait what. You have a gc without me?

Craig:
Yes
Don't cry about it

Stan:
So you want to propose to Tweek
Why are you talking to me about it

Craig:
I need your help planning it

Stan:
And you came to me
The single one

Craig:
Yes
Your perfect

Stan:
May I ask why

Craig:
Of course
Another time
So this is the plan...

***

I arrive at bar and see Kenny already sitting there with a beer in his hand, I take the seat next to him and hit him hard on the back causing him to spit his drink out.

"Why the fuck did you do that for?" Kenny asks flabbergasted, I shrug my shoulders casually and he scowls at me before wiping up the mess he made. Kenny hands me a drink and shakes his head in regret before saying, "So what's up buttercup?"

"Well I... buttercup? Is that my nickname or something?" I ask staring at him with a questionable look on my face. He smirks and shakes his head before gesturing for me to continue.

"Well I have been thinking all day, I think I want to get married." I say.

Kenny puts his drink down and turns to look at me, "I'm not marrying you." Kenny states with a blank look.

"What no!" I exclaim holding my hands up.

"Oh so you want to marry Craig? About damn time." Kenny says taking a long sip from his drink.

"Yes I do, but I... what do you mean 'about damn time' have you all been talking about us in one of those groupchats where me and Craig aren't in them?" I ask.

Kenny just simply nods, "So why have you come to me to tell me this?"

"I need your help to propose to him?"

"But why me? The single one?" Kenny asks looking at me with a confused expression.

"Because you are perfect for the job."

"Well I'm sold, what do you have planned?"

"Well I'm happy you asked, the plan is this..."

***

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