Wrong Number || Creek

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A/N So close to 200k reads, that's pretty cool if you ask me. Don't know if this story deserves it but you all have my gratitude.

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Main Groupchat

Stan:
So now that you two are back together
R u gonna get married

Tweek:
I don't know yet

Craig:
Perhaps in the near future

Tweek:
Yes the near future

Stan:
Can I be your best man

Craig:
Who u talking too

Stan:
Well i was taking to Tweek because the bride has a maid of honor and Clyde would be a perfect moh for you Craig

Craig:
Go suck all the ducks please Stan
Dicks*

Tweek:
You already do that babe

Kenny:
Hehehe

Craig:
Wow it's gang up on me day is it

Clyde:
Stop being so precious
And I would make an amazing moh thank u very much

Tweek:
Yes you would Clyde. But seeing you in a dress would make me hard so I don't know about that

Stan:
Gross Tweek

Clyde:
I think it's sweet thank you very much Stanley

Craig:
What is I was in a dress Tweeky?

Tweek:
You wouldn't want to know what I would do ;)

Craig:
Oh that's hot
Very hot

Kenny:
Can y'all keep this shit in ur own DMs and stop forcing us to endure it

Craig:
Love is love ken
Get used to it

Stan:
That is gay Craig
Stop being so gay

Tweek:
Hey stop picking on my man's

Craig:
Thanks boo but I can handle this
Stan, your not invited to my wedding

Stan:
What?!??!!?
Don't be a dick
Invite me back

Tweek:
Craig
Invite him back or else

Craig:
Or else what?

Tweek:
No more sex

Kenny:
Ooooh this is getting interesting

Craig:
Oh no!
Sike, I don't need your grotty ass dick

Tweek:
🙄

Stan:
You two have been married for what? 50 years now. Cause it sure sounds like it.

Tweek:
Shut the fuck up

Craig:
Shit the fuck up stan
Shut*

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DMs between Tweek and Craig

Tweek:
Have you given marriage a thought?

Craig:
Not exactly have u

Tweek:
My parents would love it
But honestly no I haven't
What about kids?

Craig:
What about them?

Tweek:
Have u thought of having them?

Craig:
Well yes I guess
But idk man, they seem like too much work

Tweek:
But they bring people together and shi

Craig:
Do u want kids?

Tweek:
Not right now but perhaps in the future

Craig:
That could be a possibility

Tweek:
Fuck me we do sound like we've been married for a while
Talking about the future and shit
We are getting old

Craig:
As long as I grow old with you

Tweek:
Gay

Craig:
Bro you are gay

Tweek:
So are you so I was correc

Craig:
Don't assume my sexuality
I am actually Bisexual so get it right

Tweek:
Bullshit
Stop lying to yourself

Craig:
Ay I don't lie
I only tell the truth

Tweek:
That's a lie again
How dare you lie to me

Craig:
Wel u are gonna have to live with i

Tweek:
Ugh
Ur lucky ur cute

Craig:
Thanks

Tweek:
Aren't you gonna say I'm cute too 🥺

Craig:
Fine... I'm cute too
Hehehhehehe 😈

Tweek:
Fuck u man
No sex for u

Craig:
I told you idc

Tweek:
Fine then it's final

Craig:
Your not being serious are you
Tweek
Tweek
Tweek
Oi
Oi
Oi
Oi
Oi
Don't do this to me
Oi are you being serious

Tweek:
No of course not
I just wanted to see you squirm

Craig:
Oh just wait to u get home mister

Tweek:
Oh no what are you going to do to me
Hopefully not naughty things

Craig:
Yes all the things
Like BEEEP and BEEP and BEEP with a bit of BEEP with more BEEP

Tweek:
Oh my god yes please
Also
I have got to ask
Why
Did
You
Just
Say
BEEP
Over and over again
What does the word Beep have to do with anything

Craig:
Because what I really meant is not meant for prying eyes
And I'm pretty sure Kenny can spy in on our conversations

Kenny:
No i can't

Tweek:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Craig:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH