(ROUND THREE)
DMs between Kenny and Craig
Kenny:
Can u be brutally honest with me
Craig:
🤔 about what?
Kenny:
So u agree to tell me the truth and nothing but the truth
Craig:
I guess so 🤷♂️
Kenny:
And if you dont tell the truth you owe me a bottle of bourbon
Craig:
Fine yes what is it
Kenny:
Are you going out with Tweek?
Craig:
...
😏
Going out where?
Kenny:
Like dating
Craig:
Dating whom
Kenny:
Tweek
Craig:
What about him?
Kenny:
Omg
Are you dating Tweek?
Craig:
Define dating
Kenny:
Like as in going out on a date, kissing fucking all that shit
Craig:
Iissing and fucking who?
Kissing*
Kenny:
I'm going to fucking kill you
Craig:
Kill me with what?
Kenny:
A knife or gun
Craig:
What are you gonna do with a knife and gun?
Kenny:
I know what your doing smh 🙄🙄
U did this to Stan I think
He warned us about it
Stop dodging the question
Craig:
What question am I dodging
Kenny:
Are you dating Tweek?
Craig:
I will not confirm nor deny that I am dating a one, Tweek Tweak
Kenny:
I hate you so damn much
Like so fucking much
I want you to rot in a grave with maggots eating your face
Craig:
Yummy
For
My
Tummy
Kenny:
Bye Craig
You fucking asshole fuck mcnugget cunt asshole teabag looking motherfucker
Craig:
That is like the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me... I am touched
😭
Oh nvm the priest stuck into my room again
And I didnt lie so I dont owe u shit
***
DMs between Tweek and Craig
Craig:
They keep asking me
Why did u ask them for pickup lines
Now this is all fucked
Tweek:
Argh
Right so let's get a game plan
We need a story for what happened at your house
Craig:
K babe
You showed up and then tried to talk to me but pussyed out
Tweek:
Yes perfect. Nice simple and easy
I love you
Craig:
Same
Tweek:
Oh
Errp
Yikes
:/
Craig:
We just got together
I'm not ready to say it yet
Sowwy
Tweek:
It's fine
It's fine
Trust me it's fine
Hahahaha 🤣
Craig:
You sure everything is fine?
Tweek:
Yayyayayayaya
Everything is algood
Craig:
😐
Bruh
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Wrong Number || Creek
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