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From Craig's Perspective

Main Groupchat

You unmute the Groupchat

You erase all nicknames

Kyle:
Finally, I've been stuck like that for ages

Stan:
So rude.
Welcome back Craig

Kyle:
Oh yea lol
Welcome back

Token:
Where did u hed off too?

Clyde:
My dad has returned

Craig:
Turns out they didn't have any milk :/
I was with my grandparents

Clyde:
I already knew that

Stan:
Same

Kenny:
I DID ASWELL

Token:
Why didn't u tell me

Craig:
Because I dont care about u lol

Stan:
Just because u have a bf doesn't mean u need to be a pretentious prick about everything

Kyle:
O.o

Clyde:
YOU WHAT!

Token:
What... no...
What?
No.
Omfg my boy is all grown up 😭

Craig:
Thx stan, I wasn't telling anyone
So thank you so very much
No sarcasm whatsoever

Stan:
Lol can I ass him to the group

Craig:
No
You all are assholes and I want him to feel happy

Clyde:
Since when have you cared about anyone's happiness?

Craig:
Fuck off Clyde
You cant talk

Clyde:
I never said I wasn't being a hypocrite but c'mon ur an asshole

Craig:
N*gga please

Token:
😡😡🤬🤬😠😠☠💀☠😡🔥🔥🔥

Craig:
Lol

Token:
You are what's wrong with this country

Craig:
Save it for your Ted talk and stfu

Token:
I'm just not even going to get into it
Just fuck you

Craig:
Sorry but I'm not into blackys.
I'm only horny for whites
Pure blooded American Whites, no Jews or Brits. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Stan:
How about Australians?

Craig:
Are they American?

Stan:
Well... no

Craig:
Then they do not count

Clyde:
Your an asshole
Are you coming to Bebes later today?

Craig:
Yes I will
Just dont lay any of this BLM crap on me

Token:
Your gonna get killed you bitch ass hoe

Craig:
😂😂😂
I am joking
I luv ya Token

Token:
U better be joking before I reach down your throat rip out your guts and play skiprope with your fallopian tube.

Craigs:
Sounds painful 😱

Tweek:
What have I missed

Token:
Craig being an asshole

Tweek:
So like Good ole times

Token:
Exactly

Clyde:
I'm at bebes now Craigory
Come now if ya can

Tweek:
Craig wanna go for lunch tomorrow?

Craig:
Clyde I'll be there soon

Clyde:
Sweet

Tweek:
Craig?
Hello?
Well?

Craig:
I'm here Clyde

Clyde:
Just come on in

Tweek:
Wtf?
Y u ignoring me 😡

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