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DMs between Tweek and Craig

Tweek:
I wanna talk to kenny
Its been like two month
He can't be Ang still can he?

Craig:
Babe

Tweek:
I still dont know about it all
I wanna talk to him but idk
It just seems like a lot

Craig:
Babe stop

Tweek:
Ik that ur gonna say that I shouldn't worry
And that everything will turn out fine
Or that I am worring over nothing at all

Craig:
No that's not what I was gonna say at all
Stoopid

Tweek:
😔
Bully
What were u gonna say

Craig:
I was gonna say
Go to bed
Its 4am
I needa sleep
Cause sleep is important

Tweek:
We used to talk for hours on end
What happened to the nites we stayed up and watched netflix while face timing each other
Y dont we do that anymore

Craig:
Baby
Stop
Just go to bed pls
For me?

Tweek:
Ur lucky ur cute 😡

Craig:
I know I am 😇🥰

Tweek:
Grrr

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Main Groupchat

Tweek:
Are y'all ready for a random ass game?

Stan:
Tweek stop using our gc like a discord server

Tweek:
😤😤
You
Shush
Oke
Dont say another word until the game starts
I WILL GIVE $5 TO THE PERSON THAT GIVES ME THE MOST RANDOM YET INTERESTING DUMB FACT... put a # in front :)

Craig:
# The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell :)

Kyle:
# Microsoft just bought a company for 7bil 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Clyde:
# According to tiktok, Betty white is older than sliced bread

Token:
# also according to tiktok, there are more trees on planet earth than there are stars in the sky

Clyde:
# Bella Poarch is tiktoks new Charli

Kyle:
# some children make more money than any of us will in 100 years combined.

Tweek:
Good my followers
Goooooood

Craig:
# A human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage, a raccoon can squeeze into holes of 4 inches. Meaning you can take nearly two full raccoons up ur ass.

Token:
# The most purchased toy is the rubrics cube, the two most purchased games are Minecraft and Tetris. It shows that we fucking love squares.

Clyde:
# Covid-19 is still out there because some people are idiotz

Tweek:
Stop being political
I got bored
I expected more fun random facts
But what I got was kinda disappointing

Stan:
You gotta chose one of them
Btw
Dont dog

Tweek:
Fine
Craig
U win

Clyde:
Ur a SIMP
SIMP ALERT
SIMP ALERT
WE HAVE A SIMP
CODE RED

Tweek:
How am I a simp?

Clyde:
U let Craig win

Tweek:
He.had the more interesting, to me at least, fact
I would love a raccoon up my ass
Kidding lol

Craig:
I'll take the money thank you

Tweek:
Awwww
I thought u would let me keep it

Craig:
No
I ain't no simp

Clyde:
✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾
Men unite

Token:
Guys Clyde did it
Racism and simping is no more yay

Clyde:
Stfu

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