Groupchat without Craig
Tweek:
Best pickup line wins $20
Clyde:
What?
Really?
Tweek:
Best pickup line with $20
Gimme all yall got
Stan:
But y tho
Clyde:
^^
Tweek:
Does there have to be a reason
I just wanna hav some fun
Put a # in front so I know it's a pickup line
Kenny:
I'll start
# Are you France because Eifel for you?
Tweek:
That is such a cliche one oml
Kenny:
Arent you supposed to be doing something right now?
Like seeing a particular someone
Tweek:
Well yes but fuck that
I want more pickup lines
Kenny:
Ah I c wat ur doin nw
Stan:
Wat is he doin
I confuse
Clyde:
Lol same :/
Tweek:
All i want is sum pickup lines pls
Gimme wat ya got
Clyde:
# you should tie you shoelaces cause I dont want you falling for anyone else
Token:
# Rose's r red violets r fine, I'll be the 6 and u can be my 9 ;)
Kenny:
# if I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head
Tweek:
I dont get it sowwy Ken
Kenny:
Ur too innocent. Dont change
Kyle:
My turn
# Are you coronavirus because I cant stop looking Achoo
Tweek:
😤 ur going to get stabbed
DISQUALIFIED
Kyle:
😢
Clyde:
# Are you looking for a stud cause I already have an STD all I need is U
Token:
# Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see
Kenny:
# do you like fitness, how about you fit dis dick in yo mouth.
# Twinkle Twinkle little star let's have sex inside my car.
# Rose's are red and violets are blue all I wanna know is what that dick can do
Stan:
# Are you a school because I wanna shoot some kids inside of you
Tweek:
Y has everyone gone so sexual all fo a sudden wtf
I was not expecting this but I love it
Kenny:
# as you know good things cum in small packages so I'm going to cum in your little box
# do you want to play barbie, I'll be ken and you can be the box I cum in
Tweek:
Kenny wins without a doubt.
W/o a doubt
He is amazingly good at this
Stan:
That's so unfair
Ken's a slut tho
Clyde:
^^
Kenny:
Tweek...
Keep da money and use it to buy Craig smthg nice
Clyde:
Hol up
Wait a minute
Stan:
It's a choppa
Tweek:
Kenny...
Kenny:
Tweek is gonna ask out Craig
But with what pickup line Tweeky
Clyde:
Oh lol I guess
I had my suspicions
Kenny:
Jealous there Clyde?
Clyde:
I've got a child on the way
With a girl I care about dearly
No I am not jealous
Kenny:
Oh and btw Stan I'll be taking that $50 you owe me.
Stan:
Fuck.
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The Next Chapter changes everything
Beware.
A/N
So obviously this chapter is a filler, I am having some writing block despite this story being like 100% improv so I thought this would be funny.
99% of the pickup lines were stolen from a Sidemen Video... rip :/
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