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~ The Day of the Wedding ~

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Main Groupchat

Token:
So today is the day
Are you excited Tweek and Craig?

Tweek:
Forking ecstatic mate
I literally can't wait

Craig:
It's going to be amazing
It's only just begun but I feel like it will be the best day of my life

Tweek:
Our lives

Clyde:
I can't express how happy I am for you two

Stan:
Ditto
This is going to cool

Kyle:
Even I will be there and I never go to weddings

Kenny:
If everything goes to plan it should be alright

Tweek:
You don't need to stress
Everything will work out

Kenny:
I sure hope your right

Craig:
No stress Ken
Every little thing is going to be Alright

Cartman:
Congrats guys
This will a good night

Tweek:
Thank you Eric
Means a lot

Craig:
I kind of can't wait to get fucked up

Clyde:
Shots all round is it?

Craig:
Damn straight

Tweek:
Let's fucking goooooo!!!!

Stan:
Wooohoooo!

Clyde:
It's wedding time motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DMs between Tweek and Craig

Tweek:
This is it
In a few hours we will be married
Fucking hell that sounds weird

Craig:
It does sound weird
But think of the look on their faces when we tell them the surprise

Tweek:
I know!!!!
Omg imagine the look on Kenny's face when we announce it

Craig:
It will be priceless haha
Anyway I've got to get ready now or Kenny will cut my balls off

Tweek:
I'm already ready because he said he was going to cut my dick off

Craig:
Ah
Good ole Kenny
Also do you think Kyle and Stan are secretly dating?

Tweek:
Why would u ask that?

Craig:
Well he was meant to go up there for a couple of weeks but came back when you got home. I reckon they are fucking

Tweek:
Craig!

Craig:
What?

Tweek:
You should've told me in person so I could process this better
You did tell me about the crush Stan has on Kyle but to think they are fucking omg
It's too much