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Kenny: I think you are in love

Tweek: wat

Kenny: u seem 2 talk 2 tucker quite alot now

Tweek: and

Kenny: I dunno but it looks like you are in love

Tweek: that couldn't be further from the truth

Kenny: bullshit!!!!

Tweek: I speak only the truth and nothing but the truth

Kenny: but you two looked sooooo cute at the party omg. Can you pls get together

Tweek: No. I dont have feelings for Craig

Kenny: awwww

Kenny: just so you know... I am very disappointed in you

Tweek: I couldn't care less :/

Kenny: well fuck you

Tweek: nah I'm good you have Butters for that

Kenny: Fuck off

Tweek: K Bye!!!!!!

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Craig: Kenny said you love me? I'm flattered but sorry I'm not gay 😂

Tweek: Kenny is talking up his ass, upto?

Craig: I'm doing nothing, we should hangout?

Tweek: Eh, cant I have to work soon 😔😔

Craig: oh rip

Craig: where do u work?

Tweek: my parents shop, you could stop by if ya want

Craig: I think i will do just that... do you make mocha venti swirls?

Tweek: we are not Starbucks fucknut, we make just the generic af coffees

Craig: boring... smh.

Craig: what else do you have there cause I be starving

Tweek: cupcakes and cookies, shit like that

Craig: omg I love cupcakes

Tweek: that's kinda gay

Craig: how is it gay to love something so petite and tiny that is pumped fill with sugar.

Tweek: that is still very gay

Craig: wtf no it isnt

Tweek: I like cupcakes

Craig: your point being?

Tweek: Well I'm gay sooo

Craig: that doesn't mean shit, just because you are gay doesn't mean you can tell other people they are gay because of what they like

Tweek: I mean, I can and you wanna know why?

Craig: please enlighten me with your wisdom

Tweek: the reason I am able to tell people they are gay on what they like is because

Tweek: ...

Tweek: I am gay

Craig: Fuck off.

Craig: I hate you sometimes

Tweek: I was hoping you were gonna say you hate me all the time...

Craig: why?

Tweek: So I will never have to see your face again

Craig: Fuck, you are an asshole

Tweek: you are what you eat... 😏😏

Craig: Can you stop

Tweek: nahhhhh I'm good

Craig: Why are you like this?

Tweek: Idk, I just am.

Tweek: do you have a problem with that?

Craig: as a matter of fact, I do

Tweek: Why dont you come tell me that to my face?

Craig: I'm omw

Tweek: see u soon b 😘

Craig: see u soon cunt

Tweek: I have a cupcake with your name on it.

Craig: yay, I fucking love cupcakes

Tweek: Again that is gay

Craig: ITS NOT FUCKING GAY

Tweek: Hehehehe... I'm so devious

Craig: we need to settle this the right way

Tweek: And how would we do that?

Craig: To the GROUPCHAT!!!

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