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Craig:
...And the winner is...
Clyde:
Who is it?
Stan:
Craig... tell us
Kenny:
Craig. Craig. Craig.
Token:
OI!!!!!
Tweek:
He went to the toilet
Just wait
Or patient
Craig:
Yes be patient
Kenny:
Tell us
Oi tell us
I wanna know
Tweek:
It's not going to be you
Kenny:
Yea I know
But I still wanna know
Cmon man
Clyde:
CRAIG
Craig:
Hold up I gotta go trim the hedges
Stan:
WHAT
WHAT FUCKING HEDGES
Craig:
Oh sorry I've just got some work to do
Errands and whatnot
Kenny:
Wew
Clyde:
Craig please tell us now
You will tell us
Tweek:
He's busy
Looks like he's organising his sock drawer now
Matching them by color and everything
Stan:
Omg
I guess I'll come back when Craig stops being a dick
Craig:
No need to get your panties in a knot
I'll tell you
Just after I finish the dishes
Clyde:
You son of a bitch
Craig:
Hey, no need to be antsy
I'll tell you's
Stan:
Thank god
Craig:
Right after one more episode of my show
Token:
This is infuriating
Craig:
No
It's quite enjoyable
The show that is
Kenny:
Craig you will tell us and you will tell us now
Craig:
Okay jeez
Um What was I gonna tell yas?
Stan:
Your best man
Craig:
Oh yes
Silly me
How could I forget something like that
Such a storied journey
It feels a little anticlimactic
But hey, I'm not the critic
Clyde:
STOP IT
Craig:
Woah
Pump the brakes matey
Im getting there
Stan:
Slowly
Craig:
Stan.
Shut the fuck up
Stan:
Wow jeez
Sorry gosh.
Tweek:
Omg guys I have some tea for you
Guess what!!!
Clyde;
Tweek, shut the fuck up
We don't have time for it
Tweek:
But it's really good gossip
Like the best
Stan:
We in the middle of something
Craig:
I want to hear the tea :)
Tweek:
So there was this girl M, she was dating her best friend C, and then they wanted to have children
But they couldn't... very sad
Anyway, their other four friends who drink coffee like all the time were there
And they hang out in New York.
They all live near each other until one day they didn't live near the same place.
Omg and also, one is a Palaeontologist or something and another is a chef whilst the other is a actor
The others have jobs but I can't remember where they work
Stan:
Tweek... I stg
Tweek:
So these friends who drink coffee, they all moved away but before that. Most of them lived in two apartments across the hall from each other, and one time they did a quiz show to see who won the better apartment.
It was so crazy
Kenny:
Wait a minute
Is that the plot of Friends?
Tweek:
What's that now?
Kenny;
Friends, the sitcom
Tweek:
No
This is about my old friends from Cali, their names are Michelle, Charlie, Joseph, Patty, Ronald and Rochelle.
Kenny:
You just changed the names but kept the first letter
Tweek:
What no
I would never
Clyde:
Can we go back to Craig's best man
Craig:
Well
It's Upto one of two people
Either Stan or Clyde
Sorry Token
Token:
I'm just happy enough to be acknowledged
Craig:
And the winner is...
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He
He
He
Hahahahahhaha just kidding.
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Craig:
And the winner is Stan
Been there for me a lot
Really happy for you Stan the Man
Congrats
Clyde:
Well done Stan
Stan:
Woooooohoooooooo
YES.
Lets fucking go!!!!!!
Suck it Clyde
Clyde:
I didn't do anything
I was supportive
Stan:
Sorry caught up in all the emotions and shit
Woohoo
Craig:
Now you have to plan a wedding for me and Tweek
Stan:
What?
Tweek:
Thanks Stan
Appreciate it
Stan:
Wait what
No
Clyde:
Good luck Stan
Stan:
no...
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