Dance The Pain Away

Special Chapter Two

"Babe, are you okay?" nag-aalalang tanong ng asawa ko mula sa labas ng banyo.

It's been weeks since I started vomiting every morning. I'm experiencing morning sickness, food cravings and mood swings which is really odd.

We thought that the IVF was unsuccessful so why am I experiencing this? Is it possible that it really is a success?

"Andra, you got me so worried." my wife said while checking my face and scanning my body to check if I was really okay.

"Babe, I think i'm pregnant." diretsang wika ko na ikinatigil niya.

"Ah, 'yon lang naman–" I was shocked and I startled when her eyes widen in shock and she suddenly lost conscious.

Good thing I was able to catch her before she could even hit the ground. For fvck's sake what the fvck is wrong with this annoying idiot wife of mine?

I had no choice but to call Cyler and ask for their help because she's heavy as fvck.

"Anong nangyari kay Ari, ma'am?" nag-aalalang tanong ni Harm habang hinihingal pa katulad nalang ng iba pa sa likod.

"I don't know, I just told her that I think i'm pregnant because i'm experiencing morning sickness, food cravings, and mood swings these days." mahabang paliwanag ko na ikinatulala nila.

Maya-maya lang ay lahat sila halos mamatay na sa kakatawa kasama na si Sirene at Harmony na palaging chill lang.

We're already for a check-up. As soon as Rius woke up we went here to confirm if i'm really pregnant or not.

"Alpheus, can't you just fvcking sit still? Stop moving around like a freaking top that's out of control." naiirita kong sita sakanya.

"For your information, misis-ma'am, I really am a top in bed." she playfully said making me glare at her when our friends started teasing us.

"Shut the fvck up, bottom." I hissed.

She acted like she's zipping her mouth before settling herself beside me.

"Ang tagal naman ni Doc, ano 'yon in-examine niya rin ba gamit bibig niya yung ihi mo? O kaya ginamit niya sa pag gargle?" pagmamaktol niya habang nakanguso.

"Bobo, syempre in-examine niya rin muna yung ihi niya para i-compare kung kanino ang may pinakamatingkad na kulay." sagot naman ni Ried.

Oh my gosh, I really don't know what to do with the two of them when they're together. The fact that Kyshin and Khaios is also here already gives me a fvcking headache.

"Tanga ka, tinitikman 'yon ni Doc tapos kung kaninong ihi ang matamis siya ang buntis." eto na nga ba ang sinasabi ko sumali na si Khaios na isa ring kagaguhan ang alam.

"Pare-parehong bobo naman kayo, alam niyo kung anong ginagawa ni Doc?" tanong niya kaya umiling ang tatlong tanga. "Ako rin hindi, eh." nag kamot pa ito sa batok niya kaya lahat kaming hindi kasali sa katangahan nila ay napasapo nalang sa noo.

Kulang nalang tawagin namin silang "The Bobo, Tanga, Tarantando, And The Gago" dahil lahat ata 'yan ay na sakanila na at hindi pa kasama ang loko, ulupong, idiot, at stupid.

"They're running a test, damn it." Harmony hissed.

"Grabe pala ang pagiging doctor kung ganoon, 'no? Isipin niyo puro na nga exam kapag estudyante tapos ngayon doctor na sila nag te-test pa rin, hindi ba nila na perfect exams nila kaya nag exam ulit sila?" inosenteng tanong ni Ried.