My Little Miss Lawyer |BTS JIMIN FF|

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'What. The. Fuck?' Taehyung spoke slowly, annunciating each word in his dark, husky voice, as his eyes widened at the sight of me

'Nice to see you, too.' I smile sarcastically

'Guys! This is it! Say your goodbyes before we get locked up!' He ran off inside and left the door wide open, leaving me in front of the house.

'JIMINAAA! JUNGKOOKAAA! IT'S HAPPENING!!' He was screaming so loudly that the entire street could hear him

I figured I'd walk in on my own, seeing how he doesn't care in the slightest. I closed the door behind me and took myself on a little stroll after him, as the stampede from the other two neared closer.

This is exactly how I imagined a house with three young guys living in to look like. Clustered and messy. There are clothes all over the place. Even on the hallway floor. Countless bottles of water, some empty, some half full. Dishes were stacked up on the kitchen counter, and by the looks of it, I'd guess they were here for days. And the house itself smells of men's shampoo and cologne. At least they clean themselves if not the house.

'What are you yelling for?!' Jungkook ran down the stairs with some wireless headset on his head, pressing into his jet black hair, and holding a controller for play station in his hand. And he is also half naked. No pants on this guy. Boxers only. I didn't want to look at that part of him, so I looked up to observe him a bit better, and yep. He still reminds me of a baby deer. But.. How did I miss the fact that he has a pierced eyebrow?!

'Hello.' I give him a tiny wave, leaning onto the wall

'HOW DID YOU GET IN!?'

'This one here left the door nice and open for me.' I motion at Taehyung

'Fuck that! Why are you here?! You reported us, didn't you? Aw, shit man! I even passed my exam today! Not like this!'

'What in the hell is going-' Jimin stopped running the moment his eyes locked in on me, and he froze in the middle of the staircase. He was much like Jungkook, only in a tshirt and boxers. These guys really do walk around naked.

'Am I hallucinating or did we not let her go?'

I couldn't help but look the man up and down. I paused at his legs without wanting to, but those damn legs are pure muscle. But honestly, I just wanted to take a better look at his face like with the other two. His hair seemed a lot fluffier, and also way different in color. It was ruffled all over like he just woke up, although he is wide awake. His almond shaped eyes were now widened in shock, and under the small, and very cute nose, plump, luscious lips were gaped open just slightly.

'What - what are you doing here?'

His voice is also a big contrast to the others. It is a soft, silky type of tone. Soothing to listen to. I really haven't paid attention last time whatsoever.

'I heard about this famous striptease club. Thought I'd come and see for myself.' I chuckle

'Strip...tease club?' He mumbled, squinting his eyes in confusion

'Nice legs, boys. When is the rest coming off? Or should I throw some money on you?' I decide to take a piss, gesturing at their shirts

'Shit! My jewels!' Jungkook covered his dick with both hands, almost pushing Jimin down the stairs as he ran off in panic, and Jimin quickly srcambled after him, running up the stairs on all fours. Damn... that ass...

'Seriously, though. What are you doing here?' Taheyung spoke to me and brought me out of my staring contest with Jimin's ass

'I need a place to sleep tonight.' I figured, no point making things up. Straight to the point.

'Sorry,' he cleared his throat, coming a step closer. 'what??!'

'I'm sleeping here. Thanks.' I walked past him and flopped on the couch, falling into a dent that was obviously created by someone's ass sitting on the same spot for a long time.

'What do you mean you're sleeping here?!'

'Exactly. What do you mean you're sleeping here?' Jimin came down just as Taehyung asked and joined in instantly

I glanced up and down to see that he's now wearing some sweatpants. Shame.

'You know, laying down, closing your eyes for a few hours. That thing.'

Jimin rolled his eyes at my sassy answer, then crossed his arms on his chest. 'Seriously. Why did you come back here?'

'I am serious. I need a place to sleep.'

'And this is the only place you could think of?' Taehyung popped in, looking at me in confusion

'Unfortunately for me, yes.' I sigh

'I am... beyond lost right now.' Taehyung mumbled almost to himself

'Why.... why would you go to people who preactically kidnapped you?' Jimin asks me as he sits down on the chair opposite me

'Because I know you'll let me stay.'

'Why would we do that?' I didn't even notice Jungkook coming back down, but here he is, protesting

'Because if you don't, I'll go to the police and report you for what you did yesterday.' I smiled as nicely as possible

'Hold up. That's blackmail.' Jimin argues, and he's not wrong

'Consider it a plea deal.' I nod in response

'What is a plea deal?' He grimaces

'Kind of like a contract. You give me a night here, and I give you your freedom.'

'So, a fancy blackmail?' He raises his eyebrow

'Better than kidnapping. I won't even get a fine. You, on the other hand, are looking at about 2 years in the least.'

'Look, lady, even if we were okay with you sleeping here, you literally have no place to sleep.' Jungkook popped in again

'I'm good with the couch. I don't care.'

'You can't sleep on the couch. Your back is gonna be destroyed.' Taehyung spoke in a way that makes it sound like he knows it all too well

'Would you rather have me sleep with you?'

'What?! Hell no!' He almost screamed at me. Even Jimin and Jungkook grimaced at him because he was so loud. 'Sleep with them. Leave me alone!'

'What the- no! You're not sleeping in my bed. I need my space. Jimin is the smallest! Take shelter with him!' He just threw Jimin under the bus, and it seems he also pissed him off

'Who are you calling small you dipshit?' Jimin got up from his chair, shooting daggers at Jungkook

They started an entirely new fight, each fighting about their own problem. I could just sit here and watch them fight for days.

'Whatever. She's not coming to my bed.' Jungkook crossed his arms over his chest

'I don't sleep with kids anyway. I'm not a pedophile.' I intercepted

'Kids?! I'm not a kid!'

'Says you whilst acting like one.'

'No. I am against this rude lady staying. Go sleep somewhere else!'

'Fine.' I sigh and get up. 'I suppose I'll see you soon when I'm back with the police. Pack lightly.'

'WAIT!' Jimin was the first one to stop me, and we all looked at him. 'Don't - please don't do that. You can stay for the night.'

'Come on, man!' Jungkook whined at him, shaking his entire body like a child

'Shut up. This is all your fault as it is. And it's a few hours. You'll survive.' Jimin told him off, and this time he didn't argue back. He just pouted like a child and then left back upstairs, muttering something under his breath.

'Seems you've got this, so I'm leaving, too.' Taehyung spoke to Jimin and then followed after Jungkook, glancing at me one more time before completely leaving

'Sit tight and give me a minute.'