Unlikely Friends: Volume One

Intro

To the strangers who come across this book:

Consider yourself in the weird side of Wattpad. The story starts off as weird, shock value smut but that starts to fizzle out and ends up more plot heavy down the line. This is a friendfic so there may be inside jokes that don't really make sense.  It can be gross and maybe offensive to some people so trigger warning.  Read at your own risk.

To the people this story is based on:

Hi there! I decided to archive everything on Wattpad so I dont have to send the friendfic in a bunch of unorganized messages. I also toned down a lot of the offensive things to fit community guidelines. Anyway, love you guys. See you on the other side!