Glitch: .............................. Have this.... i guess.......
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Fandom: Fnaf
Ships?: None
Type of One-shot: Crackshot
Extra?: ................ This is based on the Piemations animation called Five AM at Freddy's 2. So yea.... (bonus is that M literally wrote this all by memory-)
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*security gaurd sitting in office.*
*sees Toy Bonnie and puts on head*
Toy Bonnie: *enters* hey Freddy!
"Freddy": ah-! oh! h-hey Bonnie!
T.B: have you seen the security gaurd? he's not wearing his costume again- -_-'
"Freddy": oh ho! pft- well. u know him!
T.B: yeaa... but we'll find him eventually! its just so difficult with that spare freddy head....
"Freddy": weeeellllll.... as u can see he's nowhere around here! so. why don't u go look elsewhere??
Foxy [from afar]: NIGHT GAURD!!!!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
*Foxy soon jump scares the gaurd- only to have a flashlight flash him*
Foxy: AAAAH-! FUCKING... ARGH!!!!
T.B: wait! saw the night gaurd?
Foxy: why. that's the night gaurd right there!! *points to "Freddy"*
"Freddy": *waves cutely *
T.B: no... that's just Freddy.
Foxy: no! he's doing the same thing again. u know? messing with your facial scanners!
*flashlight flashes Foxy again >:3 *
Foxy: AGH DAMNIT! if he's Freddy... why does he keep flashing that wretched flashlight in my face!? >:c
T.B: well OBVIOUSLY your scaring him! -_-'
Foxy: SCARING HIM!?
Foxy gets flashed again-
Foxy: I'M GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!
T.B: Foxy!! calm down!!!
Foxy: NO! I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THIS DAMN PLACE WHO CAN SEE THROUGH THAT DISGUSE!!
Foxy: BALLOON BOI! BACK ME UP HERE!
B.B: i don't really care if he's Freddy! i'm just looking to get my hands on his...
B.B: sweet....
B.B: succulate
B.B: double A
B.B: B A T T E R I E S :D
"Freddy": *holds Flashlight* close o-o'
Foxy: i've had enough of this!!! *points gun* show them your the night gaurd!!! >:c
T.B: uuuummmmmm..... that's a prop-
Foxy: ....... ugh!!! u know what?! where's Freddy?! there can't be 2 Freddy's right?! FREDDY!!!!
Freddy: yo U-U
Foxy: well. now we got 2 Freddy's in the room!
T.B: ......... cool! :D
Foxy: Bonnie oh my god i will SLAP U! >:C
Freddy: wait. what's going on here?
T.B: we're looking for the night gaurd! ^^
Foxy: HE'S THE NIGHT GAURD!!!! >:C *pointing to "Freddy" *
Freddy: mmmmm... PRETTY sure that's Freddy.....
Foxy: OH GOD DAMNIT! YOUR FREDDY!!!!! >:C
*Freddy stares..... then walks away *
Foxy: >:0 WHERE ARE U GOING?!
Freddy [from afar]: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!
T.B: i-i don't get whats confusing-
Foxy: Bonnie listen- oh wait. what time is it?
Mangle: hey fellas! :3
Foxy: ay Mangle! what time is it?
Mangle: it's a now 5:59! ^^
Foxy: 5:59?!?! *takes off mask*
Foxy: IT BE THE NIGHT GAURD!!!
T.B: THE NIGHT GAURD?!
Freddy: THE NIGHT GAURD?!
B.B: BATTERIES!?!?! >:D
Gaurd: *tries to use the flash light but it doesn't work* o-o'
B.B: >:) *holding the batteries*
Gaurd: *puts on mask again* no no no! i'm Freddy! right guy- OH GOD!
*Foxy then jump scares gaurd- only for it to turn 6 am*
*The gaurd is relieved..... only yo puke afterwards-*
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*END*
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Glitch: this was very random.......
M: I can and WILL do this again. :)
Glitch: your so weird........
Mangy: Fnaf 3 next!!!
Glitch: NO!
M: YES!!!!
Glitch: okay no. this ends rn. see ya-
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