Forever Intertwined | Sam Evans

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The energy was up the following week as Glee Club was finally back. Blaine and Sam's efforts, With a Little Help from Faith, proved to be true when Dalton was kicked out of competition for the usage of steroids.

As Finn wrote regionals on the board, everyone cheered with excitement.

"All right, people, we are back!" Finn cheered, clapping his hands to gather everyone's attention. "First of all, big props to Sam, Faith and Blaine for all their hard work to make this happen. But, there's no time to celebrate. We just lost 3 weeks of prep time for regionals and we still have to raise $400 to pay for the bus to get to the competition in Indianapolis."

"It's the Paris of Indiana." Artie stated excitedly.

"I propose a bake sale. I mean, it worked last time." Finn said hesitantly to the group.

"Well, That's because Puck spiked the cupcakes with Mary Jane." Artie said.

"Wait, did that actually happen?" Blaine whispered to Faith.

"First year glee club was a shit show." Faith whispered back. "You woulda thought we were some kind of soap opera or something."

"I'd be willing to cut off my hair to sell it for extra cash." Joe offered.

"To who? Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer?" Kitty questioned.

"I could sell more of my semen." Sam said confidently.

So confident, the room fell quiet. Well, all except for Faith. She burst out into laughter. When she noticed no one else was laughing and Sam had a straight face, she stopped.

"Wait, seriously?" Faith asked with wide eyes. When he nodded she looked the other way and mumbled to herself, "At least the offspring would have good genetics."

"This is silly, I know exactly how we're going to get the money." Tina said confidently before striding up to the front of the room to stand next to Finn. "The Men of McKinley calendar. Let's face it, this is the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had."

"That's great. And, it's January so it's the perfect time to sell them." Marley piped in.

"There are six guys, so each one can take 2 months. I think Blaine should definitely be December. You can do a Santa thing but sexy. Sexy Claus." Tina said, mostly geared towards Blaine.

Faith couldn't help but laugh to herself, something Blaine caught onto and elbowed her. Faith was enjoying Tina's little crush. Unfortunately, her entertainment was Blaine's pain.

"I'm in as long as I can take my shirt off." Sam said. Shocker.

"Wait, why does it have to be just the men? Why can't we objectify the girls, too?" Artie stated.

"Cause girls are the ones that buy stuff. We're responsible for Consumer driven economy. Those Twilight books are poop on paper, and we've turned them into a billion dollar industry." Kitty said, matter-of-factly.

"Although, This is a hot group of girls so I am putting the idea out there that I wouldn't be opposed to it!" Faith said in a half joking way.

Finn seemed super on board with the idea.

"This could actually work. Tina, you're in charge. You can set up the photo shoot. Everybody else, pick your months and work on your Concepts." He said.

Everybody clapped for Tina as she had just possibly made them more money than they ever have been able to raise.

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The following day, Faith was standing by Blaine's Locker talking to him. They were talking about Blaine's plan to apply to NYADA. Personally, Faith thought he would do amazing at that school.