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100th Part: SPECIAL: Countries Asking Me Things

Okay. I wanted to do another one...because it's my 100th part, like what the heck, that's so fast! AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING SLOW.

Oh gosh, that sounded weird.

Aaaaaaaanyway...you guys can ask me the next part <3 I'm serious, please ask me some things please and ask the countries too!. You guys can ask me about anything even my love life....and dammit it's true I have a lovelife but not as gf and bf because I'm only thirteen and I'm not really ready for a relationship. Why are we talking about this? Let's just get on with it!

Me: Okay, we're doing it same like we did before.

Vanniah: Again, that sounded weird.

Me: Please don't remind me. Anyway, I'm going to get a paper from the box that Vanniah's holding. And I'm going to answer the fellow countries'--

The Countries: QUESTIONS!

Me: And no fucking with me this time, no jokes okay?

Vanniah: OKAY THAT SOUNDED WEIRD I'M SO FUCKING DONE.

Me: OH MY GOD STOP REMINDING ME.

Vanniah: JUST DO IT.

Me: Don't go nike on me.

Vanniah: Whatever. *hands the box*

Me: *pulls out paper* *reads*

Who's your favorite country?

.......oh gosh that's hard.

Vanniah: It's either F--

Me: *glomps on Vanniah* NOOOOOOOOO.

Vanniah: OW! OR G--

Me: AASBDKJNAJKBHDIKJABKSKJANKJSNAKJLJNAALK.

Vanniah: .....you didn't---

Me: ABUDIJANIJBSNKJAKLNAIBJSDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM.

Vanniah: STOP, JUST STOP DUDE.

Me: Meh, okay. Just don't. I don't even know anymore. I will be the one saying it....

Me: *inhales* PROBABLYFRANCEORGERMANYIDKANYMOREORENGLANDORAMERICAUGHWTFIDK!

Vanniah: ....are you okay--

Me: ASDFGHJKL.

Vanniah: Damn you, just stop.

Me: NEXT QUESTION! *pulls a paper* *reads*

Who fucked who?

Me: *spits tea that just magically appeared*

Dafuq did I just read.

What the hell.

Oh my god.

Who said that.

OH MY GOSH WHO?! *turns to the countries*

WHO?!

Countries: *silent*

Me: I AIN'T MAD, I PROMISE. I'M JUST ASK--

Lichenstein: *slowly raises hand* M...me?...

Switzerland: *falls down*

Me and Vanniah: Oh...my....

Me: GLOB! HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW THAT.

*shakes Switzerland's unconscious body*

YOU DISGRACE OF A BROTHER WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY INNOCENT LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE--