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APRIL FOOLS: Britain x Reader

I forgot ARTHUR!! XD I ALREADY KNOW I FORGOT HIM AFTER THE "Japan and France" BUT I JUST WANNA DO MY LIST FIRST....so here it is...even though it's already done, I'm still going to do it!

#Iforgetallthetime =_=""

You smirked and yawn, you look at your shoulder to see the clock. It was almost dinner and yet Arthur wasn't still downstairs. You walked upstairs and walked to his room and knocked. You hear a grumble.

"Arthur! Dinner's ready!!" You shout and he jolts up, hurrying dressing up.

"I-I'm coming, love~!" You blush even though he called you that many times. "A-Anyways, hurry up! Th-The foods gonna get cold!" You turned around and walked downstairs. You quickly sat in your chair as you waited for him.

He walked downstairs after a minute and he glanced in the food, smiling.

"That looks delicious."

You half smirk and half smile. "Do not judge a book by it's cover." You say and he was confused. He glanced at you, raising his thick eyebrows. You shake your head, smiling innocently this time.

He was about to eat but someone knocked on the door. You were about to stand up but he beated you, saying he would not be a "gentleman" if he lets you do it. You pout but let him do so.

He opens the door and quickly glared at the person. "Oh, Angleterre! Can i see, chère _____?" Francis says as he glares at Arthur with a smile.

Arthur quickly shut the door, shouting,

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"I'm not even inside, Angleterre!"

"BUT YOU'RE IN MY LAWN!"

"Then you should have said-"

"JUST GET OUT OF MY FUCKING PROPERTY, YOU FROG!"

You giggle as Francis leaves and Arthur goes back being a "gentleman". He smiles towards you as you sweat drop. "I'm sorry for making you hear that, love~!" You nod, quickly looking away, hiding your now red face.

He sat back again and eats it. He makes a face and dashed towards the bathroom. You quietly laughs and fakes a cry.

"You don't like it?!"

"No! No, love! I-I just felt sick that's all!" You roll your eyes as he comes back, wiping his mouth. Then suddenly he eats it all, proving it was "delicious".

You laughed and he looks at you, confused.

"What?"

"You actually ate it all!!" You kept laughing, holding your stomach.

"What do you mean, love?"

"It's April fool's and it was just a joke! But now I know, whenever my cooking will be bad, you're gonna say it's delicious right?" He stops and quickly dashes to the bathroom, vomiting. You followed.

"I'm sorry if I made you eat that." You say, worried about his vomiting. He nods.

"That is so not womanly, love..." You pout and cross your arms, he blush.

"I'm sorry okay? I just follow the holiday!" He sighs and nods. After cooking the real dinner, he carries you bridal style to the room, you two shared.

He gently lays you on the bed and hovers you, smirking. "Just say this is your punishment." You blush crimson red and started struggling (Even though, you secretly want the punishment XD)

He quietly laughs.