Total drama their kids!!

!Explosives!

Chris: last time on total drama their kids! We had bullies and pulled at our smash cart race! Joy stood up to Tammy, just like her mother sammy, and the sky dogs car blew up cause of Danny, which sent him in the cannon! What might happen next on total drama their kids!
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Dink and Danae
Danae: where can I get some blueberries from?!
Dink: why are we foraging again?!
Danae: cause it's better then chefs food! Ooh! Mangos!
Dink: yeah but there to high to jump to! Even for me!
Danae: does a triple back tuck to the tree, then does a pull over  back hip circle into dismount to another taller tree! Climbs it and swings while grabbing a few mangos! Lands it but tumbles a little and trip! Ugh! And I fail the landing once again! Jumps up and sees dink staring at her in awe! What? Do I have something on my face?😓
Dink: uhhhhhhh,,,, adgbaeh, doelbetrpo, tutiuyygf!😦
Danae: stares at him funny,then smacks him! Sorry!
Dink: OW!!!!
Chris: challenge time!
Confessional
Dink: woah! We're did she learn to do that! And she calls that bad?! She lets me have my fear and is awesome at foraging and peace maker, she beautiful , plus is a shy born leader! Wow! She's awesome! Blushes some and realise something! And blushes crazy! Uhhhhhh.......... Did I?........ Runs out in fear!
......... Static!
Danae: ugh, see what I mean! Fail! I'm never gonna make a gym team for the Olympics like this! Sigh! Well at least I can be a survivalist!
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Chris: welcome campers!
Everyone: ugh!😖
Gia: what's today's lame challenge!😒
Chris: today were gonna see who can destroy more with a bomb! That they make!😀
Jayden and conner: woo hoo! Hive five each other!😆
Chris: and you got half an hour to make it so go!😀
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Warriors
Joy: so what should we get?😐
Conner: copper! Blow torch! Button! Nuclear waste! And some silver! Oh and a sock!😄
Everyone stares at him!😶
Conner: at my house we call this a Saturday night! Then we do a midnight run from the cops!😇😅😁
Everyone: uhhhhh..... Looks a little scared at him!😰
Conner: just get the stuff! Starts to build something!
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Sky dogs!
Jayden: yes! Two awesome challenges in a row! Woo! Ok we need fireworks! Oil! Litres! Socks! Copper! Silverado! Gold! Iron! Wood! A lever! And a cannon! Oh and coal!😃
Emily: jay jay, slow down!😌
Nicky: come on guys lets go!😕
Kacey: wait! Will it be earth friendly?!😨
Geo: no time for questions! Just go!😐
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Chris: sooo........😐
Jayden: ta da! A jay-bomb special!a huge cannon is shown!😏
Everyone: oohhhhhhhhhhhh!😄
Conner: not bad! I call this Saturday!  A bazooka is shown!😏
Everyone: ahhhhhhh.......!😆
Chris: just fire it for the reward!😒
Everyone: FIRE!!!!!!!!😜😆
Conner fires his and it destroys the whole building!
Conner: yes!😅
Jayden my turn! Can some one put it on medium critical!
Emily: I got it!
Tammy: huh! Heh he! Puts it on high!😈
Jayden: I'm fired up! Shoots his but nothing happens!
Everyone: huh?😯
Conner: laughs crazy! You call that a bomb!😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😂
Jayden: grabs Emily's hand and ducks! Duck in cover! Presses a button! 1!😄
Explosion! Blows up the whole place!
Jayden: pops up! So?😎
Chris: cough! You win!
Sky dogs: woo!😆😆😆😃😃😃😆😆😄😄😀😀😆😆
Chris: you have won....... A nice real food buffet! Not cooked bye chef!😉
Sky dogs: woo!😀😀😆😆😃😃😄😄😃😃😆😄😄😃😆😆😀😆😀😀😀
Chris: gets a phone call! Huh? Yeah, yeah..... Takes a sip of ice tea but soon spits it out! Your kidding? What! Has a worried look! Ok!...... Gets off his phone! We're gonna need a lot of views next episode or else this show is over!😫
Everyone: gasp!😧
Chris: yup! So next chapter- er I mean episode will be one of the most drama filled, action packed, episode ever! So tune in and don't miss total drama...... Their kids after math!😅