ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴏʟᴇʏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱ

sale

Nate: hey baby I'm at the mall. need anything?

you: no I think I'm good

you: WAIT

you: YES I NEED UNDERWEAR.

you: regular panties and thongs and what not

you: *cough* there's *cough* a sale *cough* at *cough* Victoria's Secret *cough*

you: but look at this super cute puppy I saw for sale today!

*sends picture of the 7 for 27 panty sale at VS*

you: oops wrong picture

*sends it again*

you: omg it keeps sending that!

Nate: I guess my girl wants 7 new pairs of panties?

you: indeed

Nate: I'm only buying them if I can get VIP access to my personal fashion show.

you: you got it daddy ;)

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HAHA SHOUTOUT TO mattsboss_ on Instagram for the inspiration. I'm not taking credit for this. I thought it was cute and funny so I wanted to share it with y'all