ARIES- *makes Mac-and-cheese* *burns it*
TAURUS- can't stop swearing in front of kids.
GEMINI- will not let their kid quit sports bc their "part of a team"
CANCER- The parent everyone loves. Always has kids friends around.
LEO- "Honey! Where are my keys? I forgot the kids at the mall!"
VIRGO- The parent that physically forces their kids to do homework.
LIBRA- "Jane, stop fucking around and leave me alone, I'm tired."
SCORPIO- The parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies, gives their kids money.
SAGITTARIUS- The parent whogoes to yoga everyday. annoys their children with facts and quotes.
CAPRICORN- *kid gets a B on their test* "lol loser! I could have done so much better! Suck it!"
AQUARIUS- Has a house with a pool. Never uses it.
PISCES- "You can smoke... you can drink... you can go to Antarctica
" "Oh, and be safe"
