Aries- Forgets their lines
Taurus- Talks about global warming
Gemini- Forgets to thank their parents
Cancer- Starts tearing up on the stage
Leo- Gives the same speech they gave last year
Virgo- Whips out a bunch of yellow sticky notes
Libra- Takes forever to get on stage
Scorpio- Stutters and accidentally swears on live television
Sagittarius- Drops the Oscar award
Capricorn- Starts going over time limit
Aquarius- Checks their reflection on the Oscar award
Pisces- Thanks everyone who ever existed
