The Signs As Old People

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Aries- The old person that yells "GET OFF MY LAWN!" at kids that are 20m away from their lawn.

Taurus- The old person that sits alone while eating in the food court.

Gemini- The old person that keeps saying the same stories.

Cancer- The old person that wakes up at 5am to start gardening.

Leo- The old person that acts young and hip.

Virgo- The weird old person who lives down the street and you are 100% sure they practice magic.

Libra- The old person that loves getting in arguments with young cashiers.

Scorpio- The old person that distributes flyers and donates to charity.

Sagittarius- The old person that looks like their in their 30s.

Capricorn- The unfortunate old person that young kids are scared of for no reason.

Aquarius- The old person who is obsessed with their pet/pets.

Pisces- The old relative who is really sweet and gives you awesome candy that you can never find in stores.

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