Aries- Falls off the ladder.
Taurus- Doesn't want to change the light bulb.
Gemini- Almost burns the whole house down.
Cancer- Irritated because they don't know how to change the light bulb.
Leo- Shines brighter than the light bulb.
Virgo- The only one who actually knows how to change the light bulb.
Libra- Calls someone to do it for them.
Scorpio- Is perfectly happy, cherishing the darkness.
Sagittarius- Will do it tomorrow.
Capricorn- Doesn't have time to change a damn light bulb.
Aquarius- Uses candles instead.
Pisces- Light bulb? What light bulb?