ZODIAC SIGNS

The Signs When Internet Connection Crashes

Screams internally: Taurus, Cancer, Libra

Screams externally: Aries, Gemini, Leo

Glares at everything available in quiet outrage: Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces

Decides that murder is completely within reason at this point: Scorpio, Capricorn

Goes into silent hysterics while gazing soullessly into the far distance, absently feeling themselves dissolve into nonexistence: Aquarius