In A Life Of Meh (Never Ending Story)

Grass Scares Me

I am still afraid of grass, I hope I'm not the only one because think about it, green stalks of tree looking things poking you in every direction. Its just really uncomfortable for me and in this page I am going to rant about it... >▪<

Grab some food and read.... mmm food... cake... ramen...

"But what if I don't like food?" Timmy says out of no where playing in grass.

I never asked you Timmy now stop playing in evil!

Timmy nodds and runs away.

So this little spiky green thing is what animals eat, how are they comfortable eating this stuff, now I can't try to eat it, cause I may or may not die because my appendix was removed.

Why is grass green? Why not purple or any other color it's just plain green, it turns yellow but it resembles urine. Then when you try to step on it it just pops back up like it's no big deal.

Grass is evil I tell ya. 

Thank you, thank you for listening to my very short rant... because I have nothing else to write about...