Alphabet Boy By: Melanie Martinez (Parody)

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Number Girl
By: Skittle_Skies

Always Screaming Numbers At Me Whenever I'm Around
You Fuck Me Up Like Adding Things So You Can Just Subtract Me
You Call Me Names From Your Mouth, But You'll Never Catch Me Fighting
If You Add Numbers And Subtract Fractions At Me, Don't Be Surprised

I Know My 1-2-3's, That You Keep Screaming At Me
I Say, Bitch Go Away, Number Girl
You Think Your Smarter Than Me, With All Your Stupid Equations
Bitch Go Away, Number Girl

I'm Not A Little Kid Now
Watch Me Learn Now
Add All The Equations Now
With All Your Number Toys
You Have A Degree Now
But Your Smarter Than Me Now
Your The Queen Of The Classroom
Little Number Girl

A-A-AAA, B-B-B-B
A-A-AAA, B-B-B-B
A-A-AAA, B-B-B-B
A-A-AAA, B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B, B-B-B-B, B-B-B-B

Candies Aren't The Appropriate Apologies
Chocolate and Vanilla Cream Are Bittersweet To Me
You Call Me Dumb, While You Add Up All Your Toys
But Your Not My Mommy And I'm Not Your Child
And Your Brain Is Destroyed

I Know My 1-2-3's, That You Keep Screaming At Me
I Say, Bitch Go Away, Number Girl
You Think Your Smarter Than Me, With All Your Stupid Equations
Bitch Go Away, Number Girl

I'm Not A Little Kid Now
Watch Me Learn Now
Add All The Equations Now
With All Your Number Toys
You Have A Degree Now
But Your Smarter Than Me Now
Your The Queen Of The Classroom
Little Number Girl

Number Girl
My Number Girl
Number Girl
Number Girl
My Number Girl
Ooh-Ooh

I'm Not A Little Kid Now
Watch Me Learn Now
Add All The Equations Now
With All Your Number Toys
You Have A Degree Now
But Your Smarter Than Me Now
Your The Queen Of The Classroom
Little Number Girl

More Appropiate I Guess... But I Am Not Done Yet...
Credit To Melanie To Being My Parody Inspiration And For Making This Parody Possible!

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